The woman I married is still the same amazing sexy woman I was engaged to. Together over 30 years. Married for 29. Man up and use your name anonymous. Her name is Lisa. Great women share this name.
#3 - My wife and I went to McDonalds right after our wedding as well. Couldn't eat anything during the reception. Every time I started to grab a bite, someone wanted to offer their congratulations, or condolences, and I'd set my plate down, never to be seen again.
Yup, same happened to us: Just couldn't think of eating before the ceremony, and certainly couldn't eat during the reception. I expected this, and had already made a reservation for two at a quiet, fine restaurant near the airport -- I love surprising my husband!
#1 Is typical behavior along streets named MLK Blvd. Sometimes gangs of them will be riding quads and dirt bikes. Often enough, one will run a red light and hilarity ensues.
Give me no shit about fat or bad taste or whatever. She's easy to get along with, easy to satisfy, and happy to be where she's at. How does it get any better than that?
#4. lighting the burnpile: Too much gas, too short a stick. A better way is with gas and pop bottle rockets.
ReplyDeleteBest way is to just know how to pile brush.
DeleteDaryl
never use gas on a burn pile. diesel or bbq lighter fluid doesn't flash.
Delete#3 - Looks like the honeymoon's over already.
ReplyDeleteYeah, she'll be pushin' 200 in no time.
DeleteAnd...no more blow jobs for you!
Monitor what your wife eats, do you, Anon?
DeleteThat should be a sign. . . might have been smarter to rent that one than buy. .
DeleteGive her a break, she was just busy entertaining the guests and didn't get a chance to eat any thing.
DeleteDaryl
#3 - She probably starved herself for months to fit into that dress.
ReplyDelete#10 was immensely satisfying
#3. spent who knows how much for the dress and needs to sauce it up to look properly worn in. Low I.Q. lady,.
DeleteSeriously? What's low IQ about enjoying a hamburger?
DeleteOn the plus side, enjoying a burger shows she's not vegan...
DeleteHey; the girl you were engaged to ain't the woman you are married to
ReplyDeleteTrue for every single one of them
DeleteThe woman I married is still the same amazing sexy woman I was engaged to. Together over 30 years. Married for 29. Man up and use your name anonymous. Her name is Lisa. Great women share this name.
Delete#9! Oh shit, da po-leese dey here...
ReplyDelete#3 taking uniform off already.
ReplyDeleteBe a lard ass soccer mom in no time.
#3 - My wife and I went to McDonalds right after our wedding as well. Couldn't eat anything during the reception. Every time I started to grab a bite, someone wanted to offer their congratulations, or condolences, and I'd set my plate down, never to be seen again.
ReplyDeleteYup, same happened to us: Just couldn't think of eating before the ceremony, and certainly couldn't eat during the reception. I expected this, and had already made a reservation for two at a quiet, fine restaurant near the airport -- I love surprising my husband!
DeleteIs #2 lighting for midgets?
ReplyDelete#2 Y'all thinking what I'm thinking? Urban trebuchets! And they're all lined up, right down to city center.
ReplyDelete#1 Is typical behavior along streets named MLK Blvd. Sometimes gangs of them will be riding quads and dirt bikes. Often enough, one will run a red light and hilarity ensues.
ReplyDeleteAnon needs to be shown the door.
ReplyDeleteIt’s enlightening to see how many perfect bodies comment here on #3’s consumption of McD’s.
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU, BOBO!!! Fuck it, it's her wedding night, let her eat whatever she wants.
DeleteIn my experience, it’s probably been a long fucking day or more, and she can chow down as she pleases.
Delete#1: I'd like to buy the driver of that Jeep a drink.
ReplyDeleteGreat collection. Thank you for sharing. I may steal one or two.
ReplyDeleteGood selection! Had no idea light poles did that. Don’t understand the hate on that bride, but I don’t understand a lot of why hate things.
DeleteJFM
#2 - Some thought definitely went into that design.
ReplyDelete#8 - skill or insanity?
#10 - that's one way to get accuracy and consistency.
Fur pie for the groom and Big Mac for the babe.
ReplyDelete#3?
ReplyDeleteHell yes, I'll marry her in a New York Minute.
Give me no shit about fat or bad taste or whatever. She's easy to get along with, easy to satisfy, and happy to be where she's at. How does it get any better than that?
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