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Monday, July 25, 2022

Yeah, I'd have a heart attack too

UPPER MACUNGIE, Pa. - Officers in Pennsylvania shot and killed a snake after they say it wrapped itself around a man's neck Wednesday afternoon.

Police from the Upper Macungie Township Police Department were called to a home on the 1400 block of Church Street for reports of a man in cardiac arrest.

9 comments:

  1. Just my opinion, but I think people that keep cold blooded reptiles for pets are fucked up in the head.

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  2. Nope, not effed up. Small ones make lovely low maintenance pets, and have the added benefit of keeping the MIL from coming to stay. When the kids left for college, I kept the snakes for just that reason.😄

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  3. Who the hell has a pet Pelosi in the house?

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    1. Anonymous 10:22, that was a perfectly frilliant response.

      Saa-LUTE!

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  4. Police: Put your hands up or I'll shoot! Snake: I'm fked!

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  5. ummm, why not use a gun next to someone's head when a knife will do??

    fuking popo can be so stupid. How many times you seem them beating on a window with rasp - but won't carry a pocket knife that has window breaker on one end??

    smh

    ch

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  6. Outstanding journalism! We still don't know what kind of snake.

    Of course we can make an educated guess.

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  7. https://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2022/07/25/man-dies-after-strangled-by-18-foot-boa-constrictor-in-upper-macungie-township-authorities-say/

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