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Friday, August 05, 2022

And here I thought it was killed in a drug deal

“Black Lives Matter,” the racehorse which gained national attention for its demonstrative moniker, has died, according to its owners. The Hatley family, which became the first Black family to race quarter horses in Texas, revealed that its colt had mysteriously died following a routine veterinary procedure.
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14 comments:

  1. The JannieAugust 5, 2022 at 11:24 AM

    The CCTV wasn't working? What a coincidence.

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  2. AnonymousAugust 5, 2022 at 11:25 AM

    The colt died as it's crack was withheld.....

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  3. CensusdesignatedplaceAugust 5, 2022 at 11:25 AM

    "We need answers, and we want justice!”
    However, we'll gladly settle for dollars. Lots of them.

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  4. bogsidebunnyAugust 5, 2022 at 11:31 AM

    They'll blame it on White supremacists who want all equinies to look like R.E. Lee's Traveller.

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  5. AbeAugust 5, 2022 at 11:49 AM

    Shaken baby syndrome? Accidental Fentanyl overdose?

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  6. AnonymousAugust 5, 2022 at 11:58 AM

    Is there anything else these black idiots can blame on racism. They account for 13% of the population and 85% of the bitching.

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  7. Survivormann99August 5, 2022 at 12:00 PM

    Accidental drug overdose?

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  8. AnonymousAugust 5, 2022 at 12:59 PM

    Who edits this stuff? A horse can't sent for an autopsy. That only applies to humans. The proper term is necropsy.

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  9. tsquaredAugust 5, 2022 at 1:09 PM

    Two theories:
    -They had his nuts cut off after milking him. The horse realized there was nothing to live for.
    - Another black on black killing.

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  10. QazycatAugust 5, 2022 at 1:35 PM

    Horse hung itself.

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  11. CensusdesignatedplaceAugust 5, 2022 at 3:30 PM

    When you read about black owned mortuaries stacking bodies in the garage, it makes a guy want to ask which doctor they took him to.
    Yes, witch doctor.

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  12. B.C.August 5, 2022 at 4:44 PM

    It was a ride-by shooting. Damned Amish again.

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  13. AnonymousAugust 5, 2022 at 6:43 PM

    Horses die from being gelded on a fairly regular basis. I hope they don't get anywhere in court. If they were halfway decent horsemen, they'd know [1] that stallions are better runners, and [2] "routine" and "small" as the procedure may be, lots of colts don't live through it. --nines

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  14. Otis DAugust 5, 2022 at 6:58 PM

    fucking morons write this shit.

    a racehorse isn't a pet.

    gelding an adult horse can result in their guts falling "out". sometimes they can be saved, sometimes not.
    "routine" procedure or not, it's still trauma to a delicate area of the body (your welcome, guys).

    racehorses are frequently insured for large sums of money.

    in clownworld, the biggest victim cries the loudest

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