Yeah i never understood why people think bashing a cake in someone's face at their party is funny. Kick the one that's laughing so hard right in the crotch.
#5 - And another liberal idiot learns that there are real bone-breaking consequences for stupid. But he will claim it wasn't his fault. The pipe, being round, was slippery. Or the wind blew him off balance. Or there was a mascon causing gravity at that particular point in space to shift. Or some Trumper terrorist sprayed lubricant on the pipe. He will have an endless list of reasons that do not involve his intelligence. But because he's stupid? Oh no no no no .....
My middle brother was a firefighter. He is 5-8 160. I visited his station and one of the guys on his crew was a 6-8 300++ fellow. I looked him up and down then commented, I hope you never go down on a call, I'd hate for my brother to have to drag your ass out. He started laughing, then told me that just prior to their annual physical qualifications test, climbing a twenty foot rope and ringing the bell, they were teasing my brother about how he was gonna get his walker up the rope. On qual day my brother insisted on going last. When his turn came he placed a Benjamin on the table and bet that he could beat the best time. When no one took him up, he sweetened the pot by saying he could do it with the big guy on his back. He did it and walked away with a thousand bucks. He did that when he was 68.
#6 I did see a military technique to pick up someone laying down. Spoon up roll him on your back and use a knee and obviously good legs and back to stand up and go. Not sure how the ladder would work. But when you are young. 😁
#10 is the opposite of #1, and I can completely understand why the birthday girl is upset.
ReplyDeleteYeah i never understood why people think bashing a cake in someone's face at their party is funny. Kick the one that's laughing so hard right in the crotch.
DeleteBirthday Girl is off to fuck the cake bitches boyfriend...
Deletebetter than he has ever had it.
#5 - And another liberal idiot learns that there are real bone-breaking consequences for stupid. But he will claim it wasn't his fault. The pipe, being round, was slippery. Or the wind blew him off balance. Or there was a mascon causing gravity at that particular point in space to shift. Or some Trumper terrorist sprayed lubricant on the pipe. He will have an endless list of reasons that do not involve his intelligence. But because he's stupid? Oh no no no no .....
ReplyDeleteNeeds to either work on balance or grip strength!
Delete1. I'm with the birthday girl. Smashing cake in someone's face is stupid fucking bullshit.
ReplyDeleteWife and I had one rule at our wedding, no cake face smashing. Stupidest thing ever by attention-seeking shitheads.
Delete# 3 - that ol deck-ape has done this before!
ReplyDeleteI could never get the third wrap on the high - low ok. Former deck ape
DeleteGood for #1. Hope she walked away from those 'friends' and didn't bother to come back.
ReplyDelete#1: "We'll see how funny it is after I fuck your dad, both of your brothers, and that guy you're hung up on."
ReplyDelete#5: Play stupid games... Maybe he makes the jump if he's a bit taller.
#6: Impressive, but I would expect no less. I mean she shouldn't be a firefighter if she can't carry a human being.
#8: For her sake, I hope her head cleared the bottom step.
#6 - It's a lot easier when he's already standing up.
DeleteMy middle brother was a firefighter. He is 5-8 160. I visited his station and one of the guys on his crew was a 6-8 300++ fellow.
DeleteI looked him up and down then commented, I hope you never go down on a call, I'd hate for my brother to have to drag your ass out.
He started laughing, then told me that just prior to their annual physical qualifications test, climbing a twenty foot rope and ringing the bell, they were teasing my brother about how he was gonna get his walker up the rope.
On qual day my brother insisted on going last. When his turn came he placed a Benjamin on the table and bet that he could beat the best time. When no one took him up, he sweetened the pot by saying he could do it with the big guy on his back.
He did it and walked away with a thousand bucks.
He did that when he was 68.
That is a great story.
DeleteNow, have the big lay flat on the floor.
Delete#9 is amazing, is that a diy or is it for sale somewhere?
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DeleteSee #3 before in Japan. Those dock workers know what they are doing! And #4 is hilarious! Payback!!!
ReplyDelete#6 Now pick him up when he's passed out limp as a bag of wet sand and carry him down the ladder to the ground.
ReplyDeleteSure she’s strong now.
DeleteIn 10 years the guy will still be working and the gal will be an Industrial Injury queen. Seen it at least a dozen times.
Yep, I've seen it, too, when "tough gals" tried to keep up with our skinny Sikhs in production. One week, max.
Delete#6 I did see a military technique to pick up someone laying down. Spoon up roll him on your back and use a knee and obviously good legs and back to stand up and go. Not sure how the ladder would work. But when you are young. 😁
ReplyDeleteRanger roll.
Delete--Tennessee Budd
Yep, works great when you’re twenty. Like many other things. RLTW.
Delete#4 I think the dog got tired of getting slapped in the face by the cat and decided to see if cats can fly.
ReplyDeleteDoggie better watch his 6...
ReplyDelete#6 if not already standing up: Ye olde ranger roll
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPrATJ-u5Rg
#1 Birthday girl has good self control. Looked like she was about *that* close to whupping her little "friend's" ass.
#4 Nice to see the dog win for once. Shit, I hate friggin' cats.
ReplyDelete#7 grasps what #5 didn't.... That adventure must be tempered by the availablilty of hospital care.
ReplyDelete#9 "Hellraiser"
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