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Monday, August 15, 2022

Fucking Mondays.....

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  1. #3. Having a cheap corkscrew break is not the worst thing. It’s happened to me a couple of times.

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    1. That's why I only buy wine in screw cap bottles. Besides the screw caps are real handy when you build up a terrible thirst while headed down R-95 at 80mph.

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    2. Not a big wine drinker, but I read that even the more expensive wines are beginning to put twist on tops on their bottles. Seems like a very reasonable idea to me.

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  2. I think it was here a few weeks ago that I saw the solution to #3. Light a BIC lighter to the bottle neck, that space between the top of the wine and the bottom of the cork.... the air expands and pops the cork right out. Brilliant!

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    1. I had the same experience recently, I just used pliers to unscrew the remains and used my spare corkscrew to enjoy the wine. Now I must get a new spare.

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  3. When you try to open your dollar store wine with the dollar store opener.
    -WDS

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  4. #10. Before the first cup no doubt

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    1. I don’t know about you guys, but when I did stupid shit growing up I was damn glad nobody had a camera. Now people take pictures of the stupid shit they do and post them for everyone to see.
      JFM

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  5. Looks like someone forgot to account for the wind load in #1.

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  6. #1 Who could have foreseen that it would be windy?

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    1. Seems to be a severe lack of rebar. Concrete not good in tension.

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    2. Yeah. Looks like the foundation was too shallow and was easily blown over.

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  7. OMG. I’ve done that.

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  8. #2. You Gumby! Now you know you can't go around kissing turtles

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    1. That looks like a Sand Turtle. He'll be OK.
      If that turtle was a Snapper he'd be missing most of the left side of his face.

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  9. #9 - I'm guessing a Tool concert? And they were no-shows?

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  10. #1 now i know why they space the generators so fall apart. #3 happens a lot at the office when the secretary walks in.

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  11. #9, I didnt say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

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