Bro doc will flat out tell any helicopter parent showing up with a sheaf of web md print outs that they are welcome to go to the internet clinic for care or drop them in the recycling bin and allow him to do his job. Buford T Justice made large impression on him.
My brother is a doc too. But I'll tell you, they're mostly just packed full of what to do for the 90% probability diagnosis. If you're in the 10%, you're screwed. And they have enough ego they won't change their diagnosis, no matter how wrong they are. They sure aren't scientists, just over-educated super-pharmacists.
My friend since I was a kid is my GP now for over 30 years. I walk into his practice and just walk around anywhere I want. Once I went into his private office and put nazi porn on his desktop. He called me laughing his ass off, his direct nurse went into his office to pull his pharm request over and found it. I ask him what are you talking about?
The Mystery Machine did not kill itself.
ReplyDeleteI actually found the Mysterymobile for sale on Hemmings a few years back. I'll bet there are at least 4 or 5 clones.
DeleteYep # 20 is a great way to end today's beauts!
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My bro is a fam doc. He very much appreciated #17. Bic
ReplyDeleteThe doctor I had in California told me if I ever mentioned WebMD to him again, he'd shoot me in the head.
DeleteBro doc will flat out tell any helicopter parent showing up with a sheaf of web md print outs that they are welcome to go to the internet clinic for care or drop them in the recycling bin and allow him to do his job. Buford T Justice made large impression on him.
DeleteHis last name ain't Warwick, is it?
DeleteMy brother is a doc too. But I'll tell you, they're mostly just packed full of what to do for the 90% probability diagnosis. If you're in the 10%, you're screwed. And they have enough ego they won't change their diagnosis, no matter how wrong they are. They sure aren't scientists, just over-educated super-pharmacists.
DeleteNope. Take care and keep up the great job you do!
DeleteI had a meme that said "I put my symptoms in IMDB instead of WebMD. It said I have Gary Busey."
DeleteIn place of #18... Have a peanut butter sandwich and a big glass of lemonade...
ReplyDelete#17 - my buddy photoshopped my pic onto that. At least he didn't get it onto the practice website
ReplyDeleteMy friend since I was a kid is my GP now for over 30 years. I walk into his practice and just walk around anywhere I want. Once I went into his private office and put nazi porn on his desktop.
ReplyDeleteHe called me laughing his ass off, his direct nurse went into his office to pull his pharm request over and found it. I ask him what are you talking about?
#2 then they can piss on her grave.
ReplyDeleteEvery time I see #15 I can’t help to keep from laughing.
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#12, My buddy dated a deaf girl and said the first time he got it on with her it sounded like someone clubbing a seal. Sorry y'all....
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#17 - I met that guy in China about 6 years ago. He really is monstrously large.
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