They can have mine if they want it

With robberies up nearly 40 percent in New York City, it's perhaps no surprise that a local pharmacy has taken the extreme steps of locking up cases of Spam. 

Twitter user Willy Staley noticed the tins of $3.99 processed meat sealed in a theft-proof plastic container at the Duane Reade inside the Port Authority bus depot in Midtown Manhattan - known as one of New York's grimiest areas.

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I've bought a couple cases of that shit for our preps a while back at Lisa's insistence because "It's better than no meat during an emergency."

Maybe to her it is. I can honestly say I've never had a craving for Spam.

What sucks is one of the cases is due to be rotated out, so I'll be eating Spam sandwiches about once a week until it's gone.

Then it'll get replaced with canned roast beef or chicken because that's even better than Spam during an emergency.