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Wednesday, August 24, 2022

Your Wednesday Morning Florida Report

FRUITVILLE, Fla. - A Florida man was killed after he allegedly broke into a house and got into bed with the homeowner, all while carrying a machete. 

The incident happened in Fruitville, Florida, on Thursday when police said that the homeowner – who was sleeping in an apartment connected to his home – told 911 that there was a man in the unit. The suspect was reportedly sharpening a machete with a baseball bat, according to deputies.
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  1. AnonymousAugust 24, 2022 at 5:09 AM

    I always sharpen my machete with a baseball bat......

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  2. bogsidebunnyAugust 24, 2022 at 9:07 AM

    Geez, What a cut-up.

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  3. AnonymousAugust 24, 2022 at 7:36 PM

    Only in Fruitville would I think to sharpen a machete with a baseball bat.

    For some reason, I am reminded of the old adage, "Sharp as an orange." WTF, Florida?

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