Monday, September 26, 2022

Cue Elton John's Rocket Man

KAUFMAN, Texas - The driver known as "Rocket Man" on social media for pulling a flaming trailer has been arrested, according to the Kaufman County Fire Marshal's Office. 

Video showed the man driving through Kaufman County on July 31, causing at least three grassfires.


  1. I'm not sure who's hotter... that flaming trailer or Peyton Yager.

  2. Save the state the cost of mowing

  3. Kind of a metaphor. Substitute 'Biden Administration' below for 'Chinese.'

    "The Chinese have long compared their country to a train whose last car is on fire. The train has to go fast to make sure the flames blow backwards. As soon as the train slows, flames engulf the passenger cars." - Gordon G. Chang


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