SYLVANIA, Ohio - When Theo the Great Pyrenees "shoved his face into a pile of sticks and branches," his dog-walker thought Theo emerged with the usual stick. He was wrong.
"My eye caught the glint of metal, and it was instant panic," dog-walker Matt Paprocki told Storyful.
Video taken by Paprocki shows him begging Theo to drop what turned out to be a knife, but Theo casually declines.
If they would have made it a law that dog's can't have a knife, I have no doubt that this whole thing would never have happened. That is how it works for humans. Make a law, and automatically everyone stops doing the bad thing that you want them to stop them from doing. If they feel like there too many guns, just pass a law, and then the number of guns automatically goes down. Simple and fair, why would anyone be against that? Pigpen51
'weapon', 'panic', 'begging'. And poopypants pantywaist was 'unprepared' for this as if it was a hostage threat. Crisis averted, they now can laugh about it. Just how far are they going to take this?
I call bullshit.
ReplyDeleteIf Theo was a black lab, the police would have shot him down. What?
ReplyDelete"BLACK DOGS MATTER! Let's burn down the city!!!"
DeleteI'm just glad nobody called the cops.
ReplyDeletePlus, the dog walker is a pussy.
That was hilarious. I'm clinically depressed, and that made me laugh out loud. Literally. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteIf they would have made it a law that dog's can't have a knife, I have no doubt that this whole thing would never have happened.
ReplyDeleteThat is how it works for humans. Make a law, and automatically everyone stops doing the bad thing that you want them to stop them from doing. If they feel like there too many guns, just pass a law, and then the number of guns automatically goes down. Simple and fair, why would anyone be against that?
Pigpen51
'weapon', 'panic', 'begging'. And poopypants pantywaist was 'unprepared' for this as if it was a hostage threat.
ReplyDeleteCrisis averted, they now can laugh about it. Just how far are they going to take this?