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Thursday, September 15, 2022

"DROP THE KNIFE!!! DROP THE FUCKING KNIFE!!!"

SYLVANIA, Ohio - When Theo the Great Pyrenees "shoved his face into a pile of sticks and branches," his dog-walker thought Theo emerged with the usual stick. He was wrong.

"My eye caught the glint of metal, and it was instant panic," dog-walker Matt Paprocki told Storyful.

Video taken by Paprocki shows him begging Theo to drop what turned out to be a knife, but Theo casually declines.

7 comments:

  1. If Theo was a black lab, the police would have shot him down. What?

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    1. "BLACK DOGS MATTER! Let's burn down the city!!!"

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  2. I'm just glad nobody called the cops.
    Plus, the dog walker is a pussy.

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  3. That was hilarious. I'm clinically depressed, and that made me laugh out loud. Literally. Thank you.

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  4. If they would have made it a law that dog's can't have a knife, I have no doubt that this whole thing would never have happened.
    That is how it works for humans. Make a law, and automatically everyone stops doing the bad thing that you want them to stop them from doing. If they feel like there too many guns, just pass a law, and then the number of guns automatically goes down. Simple and fair, why would anyone be against that?
    Pigpen51

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  5. 'weapon', 'panic', 'begging'. And poopypants pantywaist was 'unprepared' for this as if it was a hostage threat.
    Crisis averted, they now can laugh about it. Just how far are they going to take this?

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