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Monday, September 05, 2022

Memphis? They're lucky she didn't end up as pulled pork

MEMPHIS, Tenn. (WREG)– A pet pig on the lam for six weeks was reunited with its owners Wednesday afternoon at Memphis Animal Services. 

Somebody found the 80-pound Juliana pig named Julie wandering near Jackson and Chelsea.
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  1. AnonymousSeptember 5, 2022 at 6:12 AM

    more likely no Puerto Ricans or Filipinos around. Caroline folks aside, toss up who knows best what to do with P-I-G!

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  2. Carl BussjaegerSeptember 5, 2022 at 6:28 AM

    Jackson & Chelsea? Demographics must have changed. Folks in that area certainly used to know what to do with a pig; from capture, through disassembly, and slow-cooking.

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    1. AnonymousSeptember 5, 2022 at 11:26 PM

      Nutbush was always white trash when I lived there. Looking at the "nature's warning signal" hair that kids single mom has, it's now nasty white trash.

      fairplayjeepguy

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  3. Carl BussjaegerSeptember 5, 2022 at 6:29 AM

    Oh, wait. Never mind.

    "She has no idea what the very friendly pig has been up to but believes someone was taking care of her. She said Julie had gained 15-20 pounds."

    They were just fattening her up some more.

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 5, 2022 at 6:36 AM

    Send it to DC, they'll put lipstick on it.....

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  5. AnonymousSeptember 5, 2022 at 9:17 AM

    Damn for a second or two...
    I thought they found the Memphis.....
    $ billionaire female jogger that’s missing.

    Ed357

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  6. AnonymousSeptember 5, 2022 at 10:00 AM

    Juliana pig s are miniature pigs. Probably not enough meat on it to make a decent sandwich.
    Daryl

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    1. AnonymousSeptember 5, 2022 at 12:01 PM

      I don't know, if you can eat crickets....

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