A drunken, Sunday morning joyride on a motorized shopping cart inside a Walmart will cost a Florida Man two months behind bars, court records show.
Aaron Gregory, 40, was arrested in late-July for haphazardly driving a Walmart scooter “down the aisles, running into shelves and displays, and creating a danger for other patrons by almost striking them with the scooter,” police reported.
Damn things have "invitation" written all over them. Plus I still have the memory of some poor soul who got hit butt shoved up an endcap in a grocery by his Granny in a scooter. The Old Gal should have been wearing a kamikaze head band. She got her target.
Damn things have "invitation" written all over them. Plus I still have the memory of some poor soul who got hit butt shoved up an endcap in a grocery by his Granny in a scooter. The Old Gal should have been wearing a kamikaze head band. She got her target.
ReplyDeleteIn New York City they would have rewarded such behavior, especially if he shoplifted merchandise.
ReplyDeleteThe DWI charge was a stretch. Considering a shopping cart the same as an F250 is bullshit. Did he drive it on the streets?
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