Where bad choices make good stories
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#3 for the win. That shit is funny because it's true.
#1 - right out of the gate.
Didn't #1 get you a "time-out"?I'm putting it aside for future use.
Nope, it slid by without a word. Surprised the hell out of me.
#2: Use yer hands sensibily you idiot. Forget about taking life by the horns. Take the babe by the ears.
Hunter says one hand for the pipe, one hand for the lighter. Or one hand on her leash, one hand on the knife.
#8 Do you think we'll be able to figure out what's going on if we haven't seen 1through 8. Backwoods Okie
#19. Why do Indian women have the red dot?When they get married, the husband peels it off to see if he's won a seven eleven, a motel six, a New York taxi, or if he has to stay in India and work in a call center.
#3 is a spinner.
#3 Ye ol putting ten pounds a shit into a five pound bag comes to mind.
#5: As a southpaw, I resemble that remark...
you da' man wirecutter! good uns
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#3 for the win. That shit is funny because it's true.
ReplyDelete#1 - right out of the gate.
ReplyDeleteDidn't #1 get you a "time-out"?
ReplyDeleteI'm putting it aside for future use.
Nope, it slid by without a word. Surprised the hell out of me.
Delete#2: Use yer hands sensibily you idiot. Forget about taking life by the horns. Take the babe by the ears.
ReplyDeleteHunter says one hand for the pipe, one hand for the lighter. Or one hand on her leash, one hand on the knife.
ReplyDelete#8 Do you think we'll be able to figure out what's going on if we haven't seen 1through 8.
ReplyDeleteBackwoods Okie
#19. Why do Indian women have the red dot?
ReplyDeleteWhen they get married, the husband peels it off to see if he's won a seven eleven, a motel six, a New York taxi, or if he has to stay in India and work in a call center.
#3 is a spinner.
ReplyDelete#3 Ye ol putting ten pounds a shit into a five pound bag comes to mind.
ReplyDelete#5: As a southpaw, I resemble that remark...
ReplyDeleteyou da' man wirecutter! good uns
ReplyDelete