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Monday, September 19, 2022

The shit I posted on Facebook

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25 comments:

  1. #12 My wife lived 13 miles away when we started dating. There were 10 traffic lights along the way. Now there are 32 traffic lights along that route.

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    1. I call it stoplight pollution.
      My three mile drive to the Interstate had one stoplight; now there are FIVE. And the four they added are unnecessary.

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    2. Only thing worse than too many traffic lights are traffic circles.

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  2. Mine lived 60 miles away. Getting married saved money on gas.

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    1. That's, um, Gord. As in, House of.

      I know. Greedy bastard. Most of us only have _one_ side chick into that stuff.

      Oh, and, Thumbs Up, WC!

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  4. I'm not getting #1. Does it have something to do with college sports?

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    1. I think it has more to do with the Sheep having carnal knowledge of the dude.

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  5. Bama doesn't do sheep, they do their cousin or some ignorant bullshit. Jeeezzz fucking people are stupid

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    1. Wyoming and Montana do Sheep. As bird chaser said, cousins and sisters for the fine folk from Bama.

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    2. I thought it was muzzies who did sheep, and the sister bangers are from Rhode Island and New Jersey.

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    3. Big Timber Montana. Where the men are men, the women are sheep and the she are running scared.

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    4. ha ha, never been to Montana have you? Lovely gals of the Caucasian persuasion... the sheep fuckers are the new folks from Calif. and etc.
      They'll be gone back south sometime in the winter, spring at the latest.
      Original Grandpa

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  6. Re#11 My son is a Bubblehead, Chief, and they call Air Force, “Chair Force”

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    1. We had this hanging up by the CQ desk at C-2/327 Infantry (No Slack) back in the ‘90s.

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    2. If it aint rainin it aint trainin.
      I was in a STRAC MP unit. We were training for our ARTEP. Rained every day. Practice deployment from Ft Riley to North Ft Hood. Rained the entire two weeks we were there.
      One of the evaluators made apologies for the weather. We laughed and told him we didn't know how to function on dry land.

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  7. So, I showed #5 to my wife and I'm not allowed to look at your site anymore Kenny. I asked what the problem was since I do the damn dishes. She "nothing". I think I'm going to die sometime tonite.

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    1. I am in hysterics. Poor Andy! We will miss you!

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  8. I made it through the night but the day is young.

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    1. How could you test a litterbox if you didn't have a cat with you?

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    2. Starker here,
      Anony, what does a cat do in the litter box? He or she did the same. Too much LDS in the 70's, or just not enough caffeine today?

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  10. Taylor didn't really endorse Biden as much as do some things that her handlers asked her to do. I don't think that girl has had a thought of her own in her life.

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