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Friday, September 30, 2022

Your Friday Morning Florida Report

A man casually carrying a shotgun and claiming to be from Chicago walked into a Florida convenience store during an attempted robbery but walked out when a clerk displayed his own weapon, authorities said.

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"I don't mean no harm, I'm just not from around here," Tate is heard saying while holding his weapon. "I got a big (expletive) (expletive) gun, but I'm not from around here is what I'm saying. I'm from Chicago bro."
-MH

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I can almost hear the clerk saying as he pulled his own weapon, "Yeah well, this ain't Chicago, bitch."
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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 30, 2022 at 5:44 AM

    just another dumb fuck from shitago.

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    1. AnonymousSeptember 30, 2022 at 1:13 PM

      Akshuly, I read he has been in FL for some time now.

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 30, 2022 at 1:47 PM

    Oh, you're from Chicongo? I'd bet you can't hit the broad side of a barn with that thing you call a big expletive gun. Is it even loaded? Bang, bang. You're dead.

    Nemo

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