A domestic dispute over takeout Chinese food ended with criminal charges being filed against a Florida Man and his daughter, both of whom are accused of battering a third family member.
Investigators say that a melee broke out Friday evening at a residence in Wildwood, a Central Florida city adjacent to The Villages retirement community. The home is occupied by Bruce Schell, 51, his wife, daughter Atlantis, and his son, who cops identified at the battery victim.
Wildwood is the shithole mostly minority community located at the end of the turnpike where it meets I-75. Not surprising at all.
ReplyDeleteA Chinese guy is making love to his wife, and he says I want 69.
ReplyDeleteShe says: “Why you want mushoo beef with broccoli now?”
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ReplyDeleteObligatory, Sum Ting Wong unavailable for comment.
ReplyDelete"What do you want to order"?, "I don't know whatever you want is fine", "Ok I am getting beef and broccoli", "I don't want that", "So then what do you want", "I don't know whatever"... take it from there