A car going over 100 mph slammed into a cow Sunday night in Sheldon, Vermont, leaving both the cow and the driver of the Jaguar dead, according to state police.
Took out black angus on the way to work years ago. 5am...really dark stretch of road. Saw eyes at the last second and jerked left otherwise it woulda been in my lap. Spun it to the right. Fucker shit all down the side of my car
Anyone who saw the crash is asked to call Vermont State Police a… in the previous paragraph the article stated there was a passenger in the vehicle. The accident investigators would be able to determine if the passenger was telling the truth, so why ask for more witnesses. Does not make sense to me. MadMarlin
Took out black angus on the way to work years ago. 5am...really dark stretch of road. Saw eyes at the last second and jerked left otherwise it woulda been in my lap. Spun it to the right. Fucker shit all down the side of my car
ReplyDeleteThe guy was aiming for Bernie but missed. What a waste of a good car.
ReplyDeleteAnyone who saw the crash is asked to call Vermont State Police a… in the previous paragraph the article stated there was a passenger in the vehicle. The accident investigators would be able to determine if the passenger was telling the truth, so why ask for more witnesses. Does not make sense to me.
ReplyDeleteMadMarlin
Probably just another check-listed item on the standard procedure for a press release. It does not need to actually sense in a particular case.
DeleteSteak on the grill , FAIL
ReplyDeleteWent up there with the old lady and one of the locals said watch out for the moose.
ReplyDeleteThat is an udderly horrible story...
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