As I understand it. America has most of the helium reserves in the world. It's extracted from natural gas. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helium_production_in_the_United_States
#3 ... I own a dozen extension cords today, after buying half a dozen through the years and watching the little woman slice each and every one in twain at some point using the hedge clippers. Expensive, but hilarious. She just never learns.
#3 - you wouldn't think so, but my better half has managed to remove the end from BOTH ends of an extension cord, during different incidents...so we have three extension cords where we used to have one...
#9 No good deed goes unpunished.
ReplyDeleteI have seen that happen 3 times. Every one of them were guys that had just gotten their first 4x4 and it was the first time they stuck them.
Delete#8 - After you put your hair out you can go clean up the confetti in the stairwell, dumb bitch.
ReplyDeleteRan out of helium, used hydrogen.
DeleteAs I understand it. America has most of the helium reserves in the world. It's extracted from natural gas. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helium_production_in_the_United_States
DeleteHindenburg was Hydrogen. Even more dangerous
Delete#4 - Jean-Claude Van DAMN!
ReplyDelete#8 - Third world folks never heard of the Hindenburg.
#3 Stick to sucking dick
ReplyDelete#5 Stick to fucking trees
#10 Hen or cock?
I've done the same thing as #3, also with a hedge trimmer. Except I was treated to a pretty display of sparks.....
ReplyDeleteAt least it was a soft landing on 7
ReplyDelete#8
ReplyDeleteHelium isn't flammable. Was somebody dumb enough to put hydrogen in balloons?
Russians can't get helium... only the U.S. has a supply.
DeleteI've heard some places they're putting ammonia in balloons...it works, but not as well as helium.
Delete#3 ... I own a dozen extension cords today, after buying half a dozen through the years and watching the little woman slice each and every one in twain at some point using the hedge clippers. Expensive, but hilarious. She just never learns.
ReplyDeleteBuy her a cordless battery operated one!
DeleteHedge trimmer or dildo?
Delete#1 - Looks like one of the FBeye guys that widely meme'd
ReplyDeleteyeah
DeleteInstant Karma's gonna get you
ReplyDeleteGonna knock you right on the head . . .
Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna knock you off your feet . . .
1) I've done that. Damn, it hurt.
ReplyDelete#3 - you wouldn't think so, but my better half has managed to remove the end from BOTH ends of an extension cord, during different incidents...so we have three extension cords where we used to have one...
ReplyDelete#3. You would think she’d be better at trimming bush…….
ReplyDeleteLove the expression: Y it do that??
Delete#6 - Is that really a BLM hat? Fuck that guy twice
ReplyDelete#5. Action, opposite but equal reaction. People never learn.
ReplyDeleteF with the tree and the tree F's back. Tree won.
DeleteEvil Franklin
Give #3 a break. Been there. Maybe she should hook up with #1, #4, #5, #6, #7 and #9.
ReplyDeleteThe notches in an electric hedge trimmer pretty well match the diameter of an extension cord. I know I own a couple 47 foot cords. Switched to gas.
ReplyDelete#6 - It's been done before, funnier (1:30 into video) -
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1TA1AHVM30
At least #5 had pretty good camo for is environment
ReplyDelete#3 If you have any of those cheap ass extension cords in your house get rid of them. Only thing they are good for is burning down your house.
ReplyDelete#2 - "Do you have Missy Piggy?"
ReplyDelete(name the movie - I know some of you goons probably have the whole thing memorized)