I would like to see the unintended consequences that resulted from the events in #7. (Like Mr. Dumbshit getting his face planted on the pavement and his phone busted.) Idiots gotta idiot.
Roomba: been there, done that. When our puppies were about 3 months old, we had to go out and left them barricaded in the kitchen, small easy-to-clean space, papers on the floor. When we got back 5 hours later: They had gotten past the barricade. Piles of poop everywhere, plus in their excitement one of them had stepped on the Roomba and started it up. So now the robot went about its routine cleaning the area automatically. It had hit about 3 of the poop piles and did a good job spreading them around, then wiping itself off on the throw rugs. After the initial shock of walking in to the mess and the noise of the Roomba we had a good laugh and then started cleaning up. The puppies were very proud of their adventure.
Quite the collection "oh shit!"s.
ReplyDeleteI would like to see the unintended consequences that resulted from the events in #7. (Like Mr. Dumbshit getting his face planted on the pavement and his phone busted.) Idiots gotta idiot.
ReplyDelete"You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel." Apologies to Kenny Rogers.
DeleteBeen there, done that, but no cell phone involved. Funny as he'll until the forks hit the ground.
Delete#3 reminds me of the local Home Depot parking lot. Apparently their paint department doesn't do a very good job putting the lids on the paint cans.
ReplyDeleteMy buddy's Rhoomba looked like this after it made a modern art masterpiece on the
ReplyDeletekitchen floor with a Rottweiler dump.
- WDS
Roomba: been there, done that. When our puppies were about 3 months old, we had to go out and left them barricaded in the kitchen, small easy-to-clean space, papers on the floor. When we got back 5 hours later: They had gotten past the barricade. Piles of poop everywhere, plus in their excitement one of them had stepped on the Roomba and started it up. So now the robot went about its routine cleaning the area automatically. It had hit about 3 of the poop piles and did a good job spreading them around, then wiping itself off on the throw rugs. After the initial shock of walking in to the mess and the noise of the Roomba we had a good laugh and then started cleaning up. The puppies were very proud of their adventure.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a Three Stooges episode.
Delete#2 Better to find it first then after you've eaten a third of the contents.
ReplyDeleteOne Bing