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Friday, October 28, 2022

If only if he'd used Ivory soap, he'd be alive today

TEHRAN, Iran (TND) — An Iranian man who was called the “world’s dirtiest man” for famously not taking a shower or bath for over 60 years has reportedly passed away just months after being washed.
-WiscoDave

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I'm sure the bath had everything to do with his death. That's like saying "Kenneth Lane died today just months after he ate kale for the first time."
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  1. AnonymousOctober 28, 2022 at 10:02 AM

    Dammit Kenny, you didn’t really eat kale, did you? Eod1sg Ret

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    1. wirecutterOctober 28, 2022 at 10:06 AM

      I did one time, years ago. It was like eating a mouthful of springy lettuce. Couldn't hardly chew it up. Nasty.

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    2. AnonymousOctober 28, 2022 at 10:50 AM

      I have found that potent a mix of Italian and ranch dressing renders kale edible when mixed with other camo green leafies. Maybe me being old, bored with the same ol' food and losing my sense of taste has something to do with that.
      Tree Mike

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    3. bogsidebunnyOctober 28, 2022 at 11:32 AM

      I ate Gail once and almost died. Her husband came home early from work

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    4. AnonymousOctober 28, 2022 at 11:35 AM

      Starker here,
      If you make Kale the way collards are made it isn't bad. Smoked pork makes everything better.

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    5. wirecutterOctober 28, 2022 at 12:54 PM

      I'll just stick with collards and turnip or mustards greens, thank you very much.

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    6. Amahl_ShukupOctober 28, 2022 at 3:56 PM

      I've found that if you cook kale in coconut oil, it makes it real easy to scrape off the skillet into the trash.

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    7. Chadd NewmanOctober 28, 2022 at 8:56 PM

      Mamaw used to make mustard greens with a ham hock for flavor, then a little vinegar for taste. Mmmmm!

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  2. AnonymousOctober 28, 2022 at 10:32 AM

    Always use a little olive oil when serving kale, it slides off the plate into the trash much easier.

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  3. ABEOctober 28, 2022 at 4:50 PM

    I read this yesterday. The guy's favorite food was rotten Porcupine road kill! My kinda guy!

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  4. AnonymousOctober 28, 2022 at 6:33 PM

    Kale is food's version of the perennial bridesmaid, always bitter and no one honestly likes it.

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  5. AnonymousOctober 29, 2022 at 1:43 AM

    I guess Ashley Biden wasn't the only one traumatized by having to take showers with Joe as a kid!

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