Knuckledraggin My Life Away : If only if he'd used Ivory soap, he'd be alive today

Friday, October 28, 2022

If only if he'd used Ivory soap, he'd be alive today

TEHRAN, Iran (TND) — An Iranian man who was called the “world’s dirtiest man” for famously not taking a shower or bath for over 60 years has reportedly passed away just months after being washed.

-WiscoDave

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I'm sure the bath had everything to do with his death. That's like saying "Kenneth Lane died today just months after he ate kale for the first time."

Inspirations

"The Spartans do not inquire how many the enemy are, but where they are." AGIS II 427 B.C.

"No, no, I've got 'em right where I want 'em - surrounded from the inside." -- Mad Dog Shriver when told to break up his recon team and evade, that he was about to be overrun by North Vietnamese Regulars.

“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” - Thomas Paine

"The policy of the American government is to leave their citizens free, neither restraining nor aiding them in their pursuits." - Thomas Jefferson

"The world don't owe you a living, Boy." - Pops

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Friday, October 28, 2022

If only if he'd used Ivory soap, he'd be alive today