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Monday, October 10, 2022

PsychoChicks - we've all had 'em

In what might be the worst of blind dates, a 21-year-old Colorado man is recovering from a Tinder date gone awry. The unnamed victim was found naked and bleeding in the parking lot of an apartment complex where his 22-year-old date, identified by police as Lauren Marie Dooley, allegedly performed oral sex on him before binding his wrists and ankles with duct tape, and cutting him with a sharp knife.
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8 comments:

  1. bogsidebunnyOctober 10, 2022 at 8:07 AM

    Another reason to get Notary Public certified references before hooking up.

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  2. AnonymousOctober 10, 2022 at 8:14 AM

    Yeah...from what I saw.....
    I’d got cut.......
    Ed357

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  3. AnonymousOctober 10, 2022 at 8:15 AM

    Colorado Springs, my nickel was on the garden spot of Aurora!

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  4. AnonymousOctober 10, 2022 at 9:55 AM

    I’m sure everyone would like some strange, but ffs in this day and age of girls that think they are guys and guys who think they are girls, you never know what you’re getting yourself in to. Not to mention buttpox, aids, and all the other sexually transmitted diseases. I’d rather just rub one off and save time and money for more important things.
    MadMarlin

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  5. elysianfieldOctober 10, 2022 at 11:17 AM

    OK, cut to the chase...how was the hummer?

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    1. bogsidebunnyOctober 10, 2022 at 12:24 PM

      Measuring it on the Lewinski scale. then you'll have to ask Bill

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  6. ABEOctober 10, 2022 at 4:44 PM

    “[The victim] found it odd, but consented to it,”... That shit cracks me up!

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