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Thursday, October 20, 2022

So all those northern transplants are getting a taste of Florida Man...

Fearful Villagers are begging officials for protection from a scary neighbor.

Residents of the Ashleigh Villas in the Village of Calumet Grove spoke out Friday afternoon before the Community Development District 4 Board of Supervisors meeting at Savannah Center.

Residents said they are being terrorized by 53-year-old Brian Keith Kissinger, who lives at 7571 SE 171st Sun Valley Place.

9 comments:

  1. Those yankee transplants are so used to being sheep they don't know how to respond to a threat. Hopefully, one of them will have their inner sheepdog awaken.

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  2. Slight case of mental illness there I would say. Seems more and more prevalent these days.

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    1. If it drips, it blips. Media always highlights the perverse. For every A student or notable achievement, you'll hear about 10,000 weirdos.

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  3. 53 yrs old ' ringing doorbells then running away ' .
    My old man had a one size fits all when it came to people like this , " sumbitch played with his pecker too much when he was a kid that's why he's a halfwit now " .
    That takes in a lot of turf in this place anymore .

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  4. Nice the asshats gave his full address. I'm surprised there was no phone number published. Whey not publish the addresses of the "victims"?

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  5. A comment in the linked article noted that the guy is an Air Force retiree who has had several surgeries for brain tumors, and is degrading.
    John in Indy

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  6. Playing Ding Dong Ditch warrants a stern talking to. Something along the lines of 'Knock off the shit, asswipe!'. Playing with matches should get him a trip to the happy house, where he can get adjusted. Meds, I'm thinking.

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  7. Honey he’s ding dong ditching us. Quick babe grab the gun hahahaha

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  8. Fun Facts:
    'kissinger' -- a person from the Bavarian area of 'Kissing' (the swamp).
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    Regarding ex-bureaucrat and spokes-model for the swamp people (and brit knight) henry kissinger:
    That ex-bureaucrat richard nixon was known for his sense of humor...

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