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Tuesday, October 04, 2022

The shit I posted on Facebook

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21 comments:

  1. All great. #'s 9,11, & 15 stood out for me

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    1. It's Tony - he's still alive! Praise the lord...

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    2. Never trust a fart, particularly if you're an old fart.
      -Rurik

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  2. #9 came early around my place. It's so dry that the trees have been dropping leaves for at least a couple of weeks now.

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  3. That is some funny stuff right there. I can laugh now, but I know in the near future, I'll have to face the "boss Karen" though.

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  4. I’m handing out chocolate anuses for Halloween.

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    1. I was going to do that too, but the Secret Service wouldn't let me dip Joe

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    2. I hand out habaneros as candy pumpkins. ;)

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  5. Why do you need a baby? Jimmy Carr's joke was that hiring babysitters, who are typically 16-17 are much cheaper than escorts.

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  6. #11,? i don't get it .

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    1. Him smells fishy,
      Her pencil (dick) eraser.

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  7. #1 - Shit, I remember the days when a fiver would get you in.
    #13 - Happily make a mold of of your butthole? How happy can you be doing something like that? Also, WHY!!!
    #17 - I bought my wife one of those nice Hitachi vibrators 15 years ago. I have gotten laid since and I think one of my daughters stole it!

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  8. Lucky #13, may I have white chocolate?

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  9. I want a Snickers butthole candy.
    Maybe A Butterfinger'er .........

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  10. Snickers with extra peanuts.....

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  11. Might be I've had a cocktail or two, but i don't get #20.

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    1. Black History Month on the banners above the bananas?

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  12. #19 as an old friend once taught me “pussy ain’t got no face” words to live by.

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    1. Izzat like, "All cats are gray in the dark"?

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