#2 The result of removing home education from schools. #3 Rotary scissors? Paper shredder? lawn mower? Finger remover? all of the above? #7 Was me once... I was taking the trash out and FOOMP! Tree limb falls a few seconds before or after passing it, I forget which. Memento Mori. An old rotten oak fell some years later and everything for half a mile probably heard it crashing down. #8 Big puppy. <3 Can I keep it? *growls* #9 Blonde. #10 The man has skills.
How many wild-eyed Iranian zealots does it take to reassemble and read shredded documents?
ReplyDeleteStealing a phrase….show your work.
Ragnar
#7 Nonplussed.
ReplyDeletePretty good collection. Have a comment for them all but don't recall the numbers.
ReplyDelete3. use 2 pieces of paper. Properly adjusted only one is cut. Jacobsen fairway mower. Part # of reel - 108347. Amazing the shit you remember lol
ReplyDelete#10 He's done that before I'd say
ReplyDeleteHow does he get back up?
DeletePlays it in reverse.
Delete#8 - 202X Darwin Award Winner: Maybe not next year but this idiot will remove himself from the gene pool at some point, I'm sure of it.
ReplyDeleteMe, I'd have to go with #2. You don't pour water on a grease fire. You smother it with a lid. It's written down somewhere.
DeleteDarwin wins again.
#2 Put a lid on it, dumbass
ReplyDelete#2 Proof that skinny jeans constrict brain function.
ReplyDelete#5 .. "Seven years of college down the drain."
ReplyDelete- Bluto
#2 The result of removing home education from schools.
ReplyDelete#3 Rotary scissors? Paper shredder? lawn mower? Finger remover? all of the above?
#7 Was me once... I was taking the trash out and FOOMP! Tree limb falls a few seconds before or after passing it, I forget which. Memento Mori. An old rotten oak fell some years later and everything for half a mile probably heard it crashing down.
#8 Big puppy. <3 Can I keep it? *growls*
#9 Blonde.
#10 The man has skills.
- Arc
#8 looks like a big kitty to me. Either a mountain lion, or a lioness from Africa.
DeleteImagine arriving unexpectedly before St Peter and having to explain that you were teasing a lion.
#10 - A lost art, master thatcher at work? What I want to see is how he got up there in the first place.
ReplyDelete#6: Liberal.
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