#2. If I was the insurance company, I would love to have that video. I would deny both claims. It wasn't an accident on either of their parts. It was a deliberate.
Same-same here. Wasn’t sure if it was Jarhead flag. “Welcome Home” U.of Saigon 68. Something we never heard and were to proud to ask for. Uuurr—-Rraahh!
#2. It's possible that the driver didn't see him but then again....Here's a truck driver waiting patiently in bumper to bumper traffic and an idiot passes him on the right to cut him off. During my 30 years as a tractor trailer driver, I have no patience with idiots that did that. One of the last guys that tried to do that to me on the L.I.E. lost. I crushed the left side of his car from the door to the bumper. I stopped and he got out and said, "look what you did to my car, I just drove off the dealers lot, I have 7 miles on it." I said, "Didn't take you long to fuck it up." Cops wrote him up for reckless driving. Shit, I should write a book.
"I should write a book"--you and my brother both, but he passed away a few years ago. The stories he told convinced me of the utter stupidity of most drivers, and made me swear I'd never be one of them. I follow the rule of relative mass: whoever has the greatest relative mass makes the rules.
#6: how’s your hemorrhoids, dude?
ReplyDelete#6 - “Damn near wrecked ‘im!” Good thing he had photographic proof! 🤣
ReplyDeleteHello World! How YOU Doin'?
ReplyDelete#3: looks like the guy standing on the ground got clocked on the head.
ReplyDelete#2. If I was the insurance company, I would love to have that video. I would deny both claims. It wasn't an accident on either of their parts. It was a deliberate.
ReplyDeleteI don't think the truck driver could see the car because it was so close.
DeleteAgree, the car came up in from his blind spot.
DeleteGood point. Ticket the car and bill his insurance. -- Anonymous #1
DeleteThis old world can't really be here much longer. Just so, so much more stupid than there used to be.....
ReplyDelete#2 Think about if the driver of the truck can see your tiny little car before you do cut ins.
ReplyDelete6). The proctologist won't believe his story. He'll assume another fool broke into the gorilla enclosure at the zoo after midnight.
ReplyDeleteYou need to check up on gorilla genitalia.
Delete#10 - Hate to see that happen to a Marine mom.
ReplyDeleteI’m guessing, the dog noticed the flag, and thought…
Delete“I’m not messing around with that crazy F’er!”
Same-same here. Wasn’t sure if it was Jarhead flag. “Welcome Home” U.of Saigon 68. Something we never heard and were to proud to ask for. Uuurr—-Rraahh!
Delete#3, Tempus Fugit
ReplyDelete- WDS
#2. It's possible that the driver didn't see him but then again....Here's a truck driver waiting patiently in bumper to bumper traffic and an idiot passes him on the right to cut him off. During my 30 years as a tractor trailer driver, I have no patience with idiots that did that. One of the last guys that tried to do that to me on the L.I.E. lost. I crushed the left side of his car from the door to the bumper. I stopped and he got out and said, "look what you did to my car, I just drove off the dealers lot, I have 7 miles on it." I said, "Didn't take you long to fuck it up." Cops wrote him up for reckless driving. Shit, I should write a book.
ReplyDelete"I should write a book"--you and my brother both, but he passed away a few years ago. The stories he told convinced me of the utter stupidity of most drivers, and made me swear I'd never be one of them. I follow the rule of relative mass: whoever has the greatest relative mass makes the rules.
DeleteWas the other driver named Harry Chapin?
Delete#1: Gravity, such a new concept that the newest generation has a hard time understanding it.
ReplyDelete#1 Remember when in a situation like that if something fell outta yer pocket it was a pack a smokes.
ReplyDeleteWorse was when the lighter took a dive.
Delete#3 looked like a lost time accident.
ReplyDelete#6 - Dude needs a Rectumologist.Damn near killed him!
ReplyDeleteThat collection is perhaps the best you've posted in a long - long time... THANKS!!!
ReplyDelete#4 No! Don't make a new one! Bring it to me just like that!
ReplyDelete#7 - I don't think bust a nut means what you think it means.....
ReplyDeleteMore selections from the dope of the month club.
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