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Monday, November 14, 2022

Fucking Mondays, man...

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  1. #10 The TEU was overloaded.....

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  2. #9, second day of a two-week trip, driver's side door.

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  3. #1 - render all that fat, use it in other dishes, win.

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    1. That's what I do. I slice it into little chunks, render it down, save the grease and give the fired pieces of fat to that asshole dog Jack.

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    2. MMM, MMM, MMM. Nothing screams pancreatitis in dog more than straight bacon fat. :)

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    3. Well, that's the end of that then. I'll be sure to let him know it's your fault.
      Seriously, though? I didn't know that and I've been feeding my dogs bacon fat my entire life. Not much, but some every once in a while

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    4. I should have qualified my comment by stating MOST dogs don't have the enzymes necessary to process high fat diets. Excessive fats in the diet can cause the pancreas to work overtime and voila, you have pancreatitis. I'm sure there's plenty of dogs out there like yours that don't have problems with the issue. But it's something we discourage against (high fat diets) because of that reason.

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    5. I'll cut him off anyway. No sense in taking chances. Thanks.

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  4. #10 - Breaking open a chinese pinata.

    Hiker MIke

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  5. #5 - someone over clubbed.
    Signs on golf courses say “You are responsible for any damage to houses.”
    Not in this state dumbass, read the law.
    You “Brought your house to the danger.”
    If you don’t want golf ball damage, don’t buy a house near a course.

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    1. Depends on whether the house came before the golf course was built. Probably the golf course has an agreement with homeowners to avoid being mired down in lawsuits all the time. If the course has signs up like that, they probably do, and you playing their course means you agreed to that condition.

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  6. Starker here,
    What's worse than finding a worm in your corn, taking a bite, then finding half a worm! lol

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  7. #5 - Probably not the first window they have lost.

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  8. #1 is what happens when you're not smart enough to flip the bacon over & look at the little windows before you buy it. I'll sort through 5 or 10 before finding one I like.
    I do similar with eggs. A lot of folks open the carton & look at them for cracked or broken ones. I rattle them. I've bought eggs before & had some cracked on the bottom & stuck to the carton. Things are too costly not to look carefully, & even in easier times, I've always been a stingy bastard. Must be the Scot heritage
    --Tennessee Budd.

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    1. Eggs? We have 16 free range hens. We feed them the premium chicken food ($21 for 50 lbs); they don't like the other brands. After we get them to laying age, we make more money selling the eggs than we pay in food costs; I have years of spreadsheets detailing the cost/benefit ratio. And the eggs are absolutely delicious, much better than the eggs in the store. Plus, they are fun to have around. Oh well; just sayin'. Of course, there is the cost of the coup, but its a long term capital cost that has been a fixture here for 7 years or so, thus far.

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    2. And I'm down to ONE laying hen. I've got 5 pullets that are overdue to start laying and in the meantime, I'm having to buy my eggs and that flat out pisses me off.

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