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Tuesday, November 29, 2022

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  1. ElmoNovember 29, 2022 at 2:55 PM

    Meme #1 should have been Kamala Harris in the middle instead of Rachel Dolezal. She's not an African American either.

    #7 (the Green Pea) looks like something Gavie will have us all driving after he becomes Preezy.

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    1. ElmoNovember 29, 2022 at 3:13 PM

      I should have mentioned- #5 looks like it should read "Always carry a 9 and two 44 Magnums".

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    2. snuffyNovember 29, 2022 at 3:29 PM

      Nah, there's no mule.

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    3. AnonymousNovember 29, 2022 at 5:14 PM

      Your second comment was my first reaction ;-)) Nemo

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    4. BrewvetNovember 29, 2022 at 6:27 PM

      Elmo, I second your motion. Definitely 44 Mags!

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    5. AnonymousNovember 29, 2022 at 8:05 PM

      No idea what the circumference is, but they look like DDs to me.
      -- Tennessee Budd

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  2. PeteforesterNovember 29, 2022 at 3:04 PM

    #2: Getting ahold of enough toilet paper is only THE BEGINNING of this guy's problems!!!

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    1. JamesDNovember 29, 2022 at 5:26 PM

      Funny, until now and after seeing the movie decades ago, this serious problem never crossed my mind. :P

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    2. AnonymousNovember 29, 2022 at 9:14 PM

      There's a Seinfeld episode about his barber giving him a "Bob's BigBo" haircut, and the barbers' brother saying his favorite movie was Edward Scissorhands. The barber says, "how can this be, how does he go to the toilet... tell me.. how does he go to the toilet". Classic line

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    3. JeremyRNovember 29, 2022 at 10:35 PM

      And now you know where the expression "cut that shit out" comes from.

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  3. samooreNovember 29, 2022 at 4:04 PM

    #10:
    Some years ago there was a rumor among some people I knew that I had done a horrible, terrible thing to someone, and they all hated me for it. That's all I knew; I had no idea what it was, and no one would tell me.

    But, I knew I hadn't done shit, and none of them meant a whole lot to me anyway, so I ignored the whole thing.

    A few years later, a dumbfuck came up to me at a gathering and said, "Steve, I started that rumor about you. Sorry."

    I just told him to get the fuck away, and went on with my life.

    Still don't know what the horrible, terrible thing was, and don't care.

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  4. bogsidebunnyNovember 29, 2022 at 4:22 PM

    #7: War surplus. Reconditioned, repainted ball turret off a B-17

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  5. Country BoyNovember 29, 2022 at 5:15 PM

    #7 Why you never fart in a Smart Car.

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  6. 9BoogerNovember 29, 2022 at 6:00 PM

    there is a 9mm in #5?

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  7. JeremyRNovember 29, 2022 at 6:04 PM

    #7. That's the people's car for Belgium, made to look like a brussel sprout.

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  8. SpiroNovember 29, 2022 at 6:23 PM

    I have #9 happen to me 🤣

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    1. wirecutterNovember 29, 2022 at 6:29 PM

      Please tell me you meant #10.

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    2. AnonymousNovember 29, 2022 at 8:31 PM

      This is funnier than the pics!

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    3. wirecutterNovember 29, 2022 at 8:39 PM

      He couldn't picked a worse one to misnumber if he tried, huh? I'm still laughing over it and your comment didn't help.

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    4. SpiroNovember 30, 2022 at 12:30 AM

      I am Greek, and yes it has happened to me, child baptism, our priests have to be married before becoming priests, unlike the catholics.

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  9. CensusdesignatedplaceNovember 29, 2022 at 8:14 PM

    #3 She's still fun after 41 years in. Wouldn't trade her in for a million bucks. It's them critters we spawned that are the problem. What was I thinking, what was I drinking.

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  10. AnonymousNovember 29, 2022 at 10:26 PM

    I sat across the aisle from Rachel Dolezal on a plane from GEG to MSP a few years ago. She had her toddler and a real black woman with her. After seeing her in the flesh, all I could do is wonder how anyone mistook her for a black woman.

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  11. AnonymousNovember 30, 2022 at 12:14 AM

    High five's all around, number 15 was especially...what's the word i'm looking for....twisted.

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  12. AnonymousNovember 30, 2022 at 5:11 AM

    #5 they look more like 44 Specials to me.
    Klaus

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  13. oldawgNovember 30, 2022 at 10:48 AM

    #10 Usually I just read the arrest report. That's when I realize I should have had a better alibi.

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  14. robNovember 30, 2022 at 12:16 PM

    WTF is #18 about?

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