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Tuesday, November 29, 2022

Tuesday gifdump

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  1. #5 WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!

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    1. Kill it with fire. Then kill it again.

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    2. Could have gone my whole life without seeing that...

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    3. Creature from the Black Lagoon

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    4. job interview for biden cabinet. (It got the job)

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    5. When western civ crashes, that's a shoot on sight.

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    6. remember it votes also. I wonder what kind of job it would be qualified for?
      Heltau

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    7. KILL IT BEFORE IT REPRODUCES!

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    8. Belongs at #3 on your 'She's Taken' post.

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    9. Pin those tabs, she won't be saying much.

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    10. #5 A warning label would have been nice......but I woulda looked anyways!

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    11. #5
      MOM!
      The cat's licking it's ass again!!!

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  2. #5. What the he— was that?

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    1. That’s Biden’s next appointment for Secretary of State.

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  3. My Blue Heeler would have torn the little Terrier apart without much effort.

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    1. A terrier never believes he is a little dog - and might make the big dog believe him.

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    2. Yeah, in half a second. He brooks no challenge.

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  4. #2 The tragedy of women's clothing only being made with tiny (or outright fake) pockets strikes again.

    Seriously, I've seen women's pants that were identical to the mens except for not having pockets. Just embroidered "looks like it has pockets, but doesn't" bullshit. They looked the same! It's to the point where that's the defining difference. Kind of like how women's shirts button up the wrong way.

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    1. Last weekend a friend was saying that some pants she bought had full pockets but there was a seam sewn across them that left only about 1/4 of the pockets usable.

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  5. #5 Eye bleach!

    Michael in Nelson

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  6. #1 and #2: stupid females

    #5 THAT IS FUCKING GROSS! Who the hell is gonna hire that thing for a job other than working down in a dark basement tending a boiler.

    #6 My dogs all get toweled off when they come in during foul weather (and they like it), but since they're not the Queen's Corgis it is their backs from head to tail. My dogs don't drag their bellies when they walk.

    #9 I use those wiffle type golf balls to play with the bats in my yard. They come at the ball then turn away at the last second. Those must be birdies made with real feathers for the bats to be that interested.

    #10 Yeah... I'm gonna take worldly advice from an oh so smart barista. Right.

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  7. #5. A date for that Sam person!
    Paul J

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  8. #5 - The Krakotol ambassador from their homework orbiting Epsilon Eridani 70...

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  9. The driver in #4 was having a Monday...

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    1. Hmm. Something, something, vodka, something...

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  10. If I woke up, tied up naked and #5 walked in, I would be trying to stop my own heart.

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  11. #1 is an especially stupid thing to do. the injury from a high pressure stream can easily be fatal. I knew a guy who worked for the state, cleaning bridges, who was injured by a pressure washer nozzle at work. his arm was effectively "skinned" in place as all the skin was detached fromthe underlying structure, and soap was injected underneath. due to infection and lack of circulation doctors had to amputate.

    so lesson here is don't play around with pressure washers.

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    1. Seems like I read a story a few years ago where a guy killed his dog when he tried to give it a bath at a self car wash.

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    2. Be very careful around modern diesel injectors - they work just like those pneumatic vaccination guns.

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    3. I scrapped $150k worth of aircraft wheels (3 sets of four main wheels) about 30 years ago due to corrosion in the bolt holes. The investigation revealed that two of our bases had bought pressure washers, and when blasting the brake dust off the wheels, water and soap were being forced into the bolt hole - an alkaline liquid + iron + magnesium equals electrolytic corrosion. The same thing happens with aluminium rims on cars and trucks.
      As to using a pressure washer on people or animals, it's just plain stupid.
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  12. #5 - Kill it with FIRE!!!

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  13. A truly civilized and merciful society would put #5 out of its misery.

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  14. #1 Either he can suck his own dick or she's a dirty hoe
    #3 Thanks dog pal!
    #4 Day can't get worse, tire says hold my beer

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  15. # 5 Eye Bleach hell.....bring on the Drano

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  16. Our GS would stop at the entrance waiting to be wiped down when the weather was bad. She loved it. I've seen video's where the dogs have been trained to wipe their own feet when entering the home.

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    1. In our house we look at each other and say it is time to mop. That time depends on when the next visitor is coming.

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  17. Is it just me, or could the idiot filming #3 have put down his phone and actually helped that poor scared and struggling doggie?!?!?!?

    And remember that Biden's mentally ill freakshow transgender DOE appointee just got arrested on felony charges. #5 looks like it has all the mentally ill freakshow qualities necessary to take his place in the Senile Joe bidet administration!!!

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  18. #9 We used to do that. Throw a small ball up in the air at twilight and bats would chase it. They never caught it but it was fun to watch. I guess they had something to grab onto with a shuttlecock.

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    1. We'd roll up barbed or horse wire into a small coil and flip it up into the air near an overhead light. They'd usually catch it and ride it down.

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    2. Would cut the hooks off a Mepps or other lure and cast up in the air. They would grab and we'd start reeling in until they decided to drop it.
      Daryl

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    3. Bats need a break. They serve a place in our environment. They now suffer from 'white nose' disease, which is killing them in the millions. They eat trillions of bugs, and they (some species) are pollinators.

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  19. #1 Obviously she wont be able to get back in the car with all those wet clothes. So she will have to take all her clothes off before getting back in the car.

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  20. #7: Old man, drop everything and go buy a lottery ticket.

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  21. #10 - She parlayed her Gender Studies Degree into the Director of passive/aggressive Behaviors at Starbucks

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  22. #10 - The barista did that on purpose. Look at her face as the cup exits the counter top. I wonder what attitude the customer was taking to get that kind of special treatment.

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  23. #5 - If I hooked that one, I would throw it back in.

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    1. You misspelled “Beat it to death with a baseball bat”.

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  24. Notice that, in #3, it is more important for the guy videoing the two dogs to keep the video going than to help the dog. A total scumbag.

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  25. #5 is what inspired “Doggy Style”

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