After a sheriff’s deputy found an uncapped syringe and a crystal substance among his belongings, a Florida Man demanded that the cop call the FBI and local police since he was purportedly “allowed to carry methamphetamine,” according to an arrest report.
Holy shit. The guy looks like an aged Baboon suffering from a combination of Alopecia and Vitiligo with a little Dumbo ear syndrome thrown in for good measure. No wonder he needed methamphetamine to deal with it.
ReplyDeleteNow that's funny bogs. JL
Deletelooks like a good listener
ReplyDeleteCan't dismiss the FBI angle. They might have needed him for a patsy, like they used for the Whitmer case.
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