Worked at a new (back then) wally world food dist.warehouse. within 3 months the equipment and racks looked as if in a war. I applied for a made up job (by me) to be a mobile enforcer w/ a paint ball gun. Instant sniped karma. Severity of offense would dictate number of ball hits delivered to offender/victim, up to 5 balls. I'd have lit that fucker up with the whole hopper all the way out the front door. GM nixed my idea & said if that type job EVER came up it was HIS!
Truth. I learned that the hard way. I didn’t roll the tractor, but I nearly did, and it scared the crap out of me. It’s a commonsense thing if you stop to think about it, but I hadn’t stopped to think about it.
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#1 Ya don't travel with shit in the air. I see people bush hoggin with the bucket all the way up. Not smart.
ReplyDeleteWorked at a new (back then) wally world food dist.warehouse. within 3 months the equipment and racks looked as if in a war. I applied for a made up job (by me) to be a mobile enforcer w/ a paint ball gun. Instant sniped karma. Severity of offense would dictate number of ball hits delivered to offender/victim, up to 5 balls. I'd have lit that fucker up with the whole hopper all the way out the front door. GM nixed my idea & said if that type job EVER came up it was HIS!
DeleteTruth. I learned that the hard way. I didn’t roll the tractor, but I nearly did, and it scared the crap out of me. It’s a commonsense thing if you stop to think about it, but I hadn’t stopped to think about it.
Delete#10. Secure that load!
ReplyDelete#9 PHYSICS!
ReplyDeleteStarker here, actually all except #2 are physics. As for #2, just unabashedly male.
DeleteI love the smell of painful failure in the morning.
ReplyDeletePain is the only way to make the lessons stick.
Deletefairplayjeepguy
Your odds of being killed by a midget riding a motorcycle are low, but never zero.
ReplyDeleteThat kid's parents need to be bitch-slapped into the next county.
DeleteThat's why there's lawyers. Sue them fuckers.
DeleteBaysian probability
Delete#9 - Kinda interesting way to go about building a pool, I guess he'll be ready for a swim when he's finished.....
ReplyDelete#7good thing he had a helmet on
ReplyDeleteWhich did it better- #2 or #8?
ReplyDelete#8, surprised she couldn't climb the tree, I mean.. well you know why.
ReplyDelete@LUIS-I'm racist.
#10: I'm a bit surprised he got up from that.
ReplyDelete#8 - The leg of that chair went so far up her ass, she'll never have another 9 kids!
ReplyDelete#9 - That's not the pool I want in my backyard.