-WiscoDave
Friday, December 02, 2022
So I should just drag my butt on the ground like a dog?
It was the most-coveted commodity in Australia over the course of the pandemic – but an expert known as the ‘Butt Doctor’ has revealed why he’s not a fan of toilet paper, saying that wiping “too vigorously” after doing a poo can lead to a lot of issues.
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Two words... Metamucil. The stuff is amazing.
ReplyDeleteDo you take it daily or as needed?
DeleteEvery day. If you fall off the wagon it takes about a week to see the positive effects return, of which I'll spare you the details.
DeleteIt really is good stuff, with multiple health benefits.
Elmo is spot on, Metamucil each and every day!!! It is amazing what happens to your daily routine. I am a huge proponent of the stuff.
DeleteHe must be shits and giggles at parties.
ReplyDeleteSteve S6
I thought bidet were gay and stupid. I was wrong. The Neo320 on amazon is flipping a life changer. I have convinced several people to try them. They all use them and tell others too.
ReplyDeleteSteve in Ky
Totally recommend a bidet. Laugh all you want but once you try it.....hybo
ReplyDeleteI had an uncle who used corn cobs and preferred an outhouse to the toilet in the house. Of course, he was born in 1908 and only had an outhouse for the first twenty years of his life.
ReplyDeleteStill have ours. Still, occasionally, use ours. Just put on vinyl siding and a steel roof.
DeleteTwo holer, if you're curious. Even ran electricity out to it a few years back.
Will agree on the add on bidets. Though they can get interesting depending on the well pump pressure when used...
Talk about cheap thrills.
DeleteBiggest smart ass since we dipped the circus fat ladies corncobs in turpentine.
ReplyDeleteKlaus would like it
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ReplyDeleteI could not agree more with the bidet posts. They have a Clearrear that sells for about sixty/eighty bucks. Hook it up on your toilet in about fifteen minutes. No fancy hot water, heated seat, air dry and all that but gott damn it's amazing. Gonna be graphic. Do your thing then flush. Then use the bidet. Then look in the bowl to see what has come off you. Sometimes it's a lot. All of that you were smearing with toilet paper getting, most, of it. I use toilet paper today, about half of what I used to use, to dry with and have not seen a speck of crap on the paper in years. Also, never a streak on my drawers. At my age when ya wonder was that gas? Go use the bidet. Feeling itchy? Go use the bidet, instant relief. Was I reluctant to get one? Well, hell yeah, I thought a gay and queer machine. I'm telling ya, this is the greatest thing since canned beer. No, I don't own stock.
ReplyDeleteYou are spot on with your approvals. But the warm seat and hot water are reeeeally nice, come winter time.
DeleteI don't have the money for a bidet, so I use the garden hose and it really pisses my neighbors off...
ReplyDeletePower washer wand. I go to the local car wash about 2 AM and get 5 minures for $3. Careful you don't select the "Protective coat" mode however.
DeleteMaybe stop using their hose and get yourself one?
DeleteBeen using bum guns or shattaff for years, basically its a hand held shower jet attachment, the better ones use a balance mixer so you can get warm wash, 1 or 2 metre hose on it, wash the bits off in the toilet bowl itself.
ReplyDeleteTrust me you'll never go back to bog roll.
I'm not a medic, far from it, but wondering if washing properly like this might help prevent prostate issues developing.
A friend of mine is an ER nurse and says they refer to it as "PAS" or Polished Ass Syndrome
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3 words.google anal fistula. ok. maybe more than 3. if you're ever unlucky enough to have one you'll understand.
ReplyDeleteTushy.com Worth it. I will never go without one again.
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