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Monday, December 12, 2022

So she's a dead lay?

Celine Dion revealed to her fans Thursday she has been diagnosed with stiff-person syndrome, a rare neurological disorder that affects about 1 or 2 people per million, according to Johns Hopkins Medicine.

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  1. Caused my antibodies attacking her muscle control system. You can bet the Covid vaccine she got is a prime suspect.

    On a brighter note can you imagine her legs around your head as she suddenly has a severe attack?

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  2. Damn, that was cold! I like your twisted Sense of humor.

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  3. A rare condition....so rare that in 45 years in healthcare I've never heard of it and neither has anyone I work with.

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  4. She looks 25 years older then her true age and has for some time. I suspect this is something she was predisposed that was accelerated by the vaxx.

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  5. May I be an asshole too?
    According to wikipedia:
    SPS patients experience superimposed spasms and extreme sensitivity to touch and sound.

    You know what that means?
    You will have a hell of a ride a the lady will feel enough to get a nice feeling too.
    (Yes, women are always "I can get no satisfaction" but not this time)
    Alex Lund

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  6. Sudden spasms at the right time...

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  7. I was happy when she announced her retirement a few years ago. Why she came back is beyond me. She certainly can't need to money. Oh, she can't sing either. Never could. All the MSM gushing over her during her career made me ill.

    Kinda like that Swift girl, always wailing about her bad boyfriends. It's never her.

    Nemo

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    1. She might need the money. Rumor has it that her husband had a poker problem while she was in her Vegas residency and burned through a fair amount of their (her) net worth.

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  8. She looks like a skeleton.

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  9. If you think she is a dead lay, you should see her husband.

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    1. Her husband was twice her age of 26 when they married, and she stayed with him until he died. Apparently she's a one-man woman.

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  10. Known side effect published in the PFIZER document they tried to hide for 75 years

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  11. https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/experts-and-omelets-friday-december

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  12. She might finally be entertaining to see in concert. Her and her back-up band The Fainting Goats.

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  13. I figured skeletons were always stiff.
    --Tennessee Budd

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  14. So? I got "stiff-dick syndrome", I'm not complaining on the news.
    @LuisWithTheStiffDick

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