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Monday, December 12, 2022

Your Monday Morning Florida Report

CLEARWATER, Fla. - An Orlando man was in Clearwater where he had sex with a goldendoodle in front of adults and a child, damaged a nativity display at a nearby church, and tried to steal a vehicle, police said.

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  1. It is compassionate to put an animal down when they are sick or severely injured. It should also be compassionate to put this animal down too. I’d happily give him the pink juice.

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  2. Looks like Chad and his hijinx might just be a prime candidate for the TV show: "America's Funniest Home Videos".

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  3. An elementary school teacher, practicing for his next kindergarten class.

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  4. Is a 'hanging chad' still a thing in Florida?

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  5. He told the owner that he was going to wank the dog

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  6. Y'all are so small minded, mason identifies as a poodle. his pronouns are wooff and 'grrr". It's only the oppressive patriarchy that's keeping a poor dog down. You should applaud his courage and willingness to express himself in front of you bigots. Somebody might tell him that if he pulls that shit over here in Okeechobee he might get to go on a midnight 'gator watchin' boat ride.

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