#8 She feels exactly the same way every trucker in the country feels about idiots in 4-wheelers. The average trucker could possibly kill one person every day, legally, but doesn't because of the freaking paperwork and other bullshit involved.
I hear you hjets, and I don't disagree, but trust me when I explain to you that the feeling can be mutual. How many times in a day can you get stuck behind two truckers taking 15 miles to pass each other while the interstate behind them is backed up as far as the eye can see.
There's no doubt about that. Too many idiots out there on the road either driving trucks or RV's. I spent 30 years as a Teamster trucker and while I retired back in 2002 there are days I'm glad I no longer drive and some days I wish I still did. I remember when Penske bought the car hauling company I worked for. We got new trucks, all governed at 62MPH. Lots of trucks out there governed, and then there's wind they have to put up with. You pull out from behind someone and the wind takes you to 3 feet in front of him, then the truck you're passing now has someone pushing the wind for him. But 15 miles??
Normally I agree with you but last week a trucker was missing an exit, swerved in front of me as I was exiting, and then proceeded to stop at a branch left or right blocking the right lane as 5 other vehicles stacked up behind me. After he decided to start moving again I blasted past him at the merge and he swerved to try to force me off the road. 18 wheeler idiot. Tal
#6 Remember a 2 at 10 turns into a 10 at 2. But I ain't ever been that drunk. Had a friend back in the Navy that would have been all over that. Matter of fact, he married a broad that called herself "Fat Pat".
I love my girl, but #11 sounds like the sort of thing she might ask. She recently had to have all her teeth pulled (medical reasons), & was afraid I wouldn't love her anymore. She said, "I look like a Cabbage Patch doll, and they're ugly!". Gentlemen, I can confide that Cabbage Patch dolls have abilities previously unsuspected. --Tennessee Budd
#7 reminds me of the time a drug bust made the local evening news. The police pulled tight bundles of $100 bills from behind the wall, hanging by rope tied to a fake switch plate. They pulled out $500,000 easy. They declared “We found $50,000 of drug money in the bust.”
#8 - yes, one internet search has brought 2 years of monthly ads sent to me. I purchased a couple of products intially, but since then, have no need of more. But the past two years has me wondering if I should sent them back for a refund. When or if I need them again, I'll send an email to you. I don't need a reminder you still exist.
#9 - that would be a great idea. Keep Christmas shoppers on their best behavior. I am not employed in a store selling merchandise, but the crap I see when I go there makes me crazy sometimes.
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#8 She feels exactly the same way every trucker in the country feels about idiots in 4-wheelers. The average trucker could possibly kill one person every day, legally, but doesn't because of the freaking paperwork and other bullshit involved.
ReplyDeleteI hear you hjets, and I don't disagree, but trust me when I explain to you that the feeling can be mutual. How many times in a day can you get stuck behind two truckers taking 15 miles to pass each other while the interstate behind them is backed up as far as the eye can see.
ReplyDeleteThere's no doubt about that. Too many idiots out there on the road either driving trucks or RV's. I spent 30 years as a Teamster trucker and while I retired back in 2002 there are days I'm glad I no longer drive and some days I wish I still did. I remember when Penske bought the car hauling company I worked for. We got new trucks, all governed at 62MPH. Lots of trucks out there governed, and then there's wind they have to put up with. You pull out from behind someone and the wind takes you to 3 feet in front of him, then the truck you're passing now has someone pushing the wind for him. But 15 miles??
DeleteWhen a 63 mph truck swings out in front of you to pass a 62 mph truck and you've got five empty miles behind you...
Delete#14 - Ski Iowa. Reminds me of Nebraska Disney: One teacup pulled behind a tractor.
ReplyDelete#6 There's probably a dozen bigger than her making bank on OnlyFans. Some men are fucking idiots.
ReplyDeleteI needbtwenty gallons of Hawkeye Vodka and a bag of flour.... STAT!
Delete#11 Fuck, no, the bulb isn't bright enough.
ReplyDeleteNormally I agree with you but last week a trucker was missing an exit, swerved in front of me as I was exiting, and then proceeded to stop at a branch left or right blocking the right lane as 5 other vehicles stacked up behind me. After he decided to start moving again I blasted past him at the merge and he swerved to try to force me off the road.
ReplyDelete18 wheeler idiot.
Tal
#1 Leno jaw detected.
ReplyDelete#6 Remember a 2 at 10 turns into a 10 at 2. But I ain't ever been that drunk. Had a friend back in the Navy that would have been all over that. Matter of fact, he married a broad that called herself "Fat Pat".
ReplyDeleteI love my girl, but #11 sounds like the sort of thing she might ask.
ReplyDeleteShe recently had to have all her teeth pulled (medical reasons), & was afraid I wouldn't love her anymore. She said, "I look like a Cabbage Patch doll, and they're ugly!".
Gentlemen, I can confide that Cabbage Patch dolls have abilities previously unsuspected.
--Tennessee Budd
Umm…#5 brings back bad memories of a certain ex…(RickeyG)
ReplyDelete#7 reminds me of the time a drug bust made the local evening news. The police pulled tight bundles of $100 bills from behind the wall, hanging by rope tied to a fake switch plate. They pulled out $500,000 easy. They declared “We found $50,000 of drug money in the bust.”
ReplyDelete#9: waiters and bartenders too. In fact waiters should get two tags.
ReplyDeleteAnyone who works in customer service! Karens would soon be extinct, or learn to STFU.
Delete#8 - yes, one internet search has brought 2 years of monthly ads sent to me. I purchased a couple of products intially, but since then, have no need of more. But the past two years has me wondering if I should sent them back for a refund. When or if I need them again, I'll send an email to you. I don't need a reminder you still exist.
ReplyDelete#9 - that would be a great idea. Keep Christmas shoppers on their best behavior. I am not employed in a store selling merchandise, but the crap I see when I go there makes me crazy sometimes.
If you hate being tracked on the 'net by aggressive sellers, may I recommend CCleaner from Piriform? Just run it before you shut down your PC and it'll wipe out all those nasty trackers and cookies. Best of all it's free. Just uncheck the box for any add-ons it wants to download.
ReplyDelete