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Thursday, December 15, 2022

The shit I posted on Facebook

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15 comments:

  1. PeteforesterDecember 15, 2022 at 2:26 PM

    #3: "If it's callable, don't TEXT me!"

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    1. AnonymousDecember 15, 2022 at 6:03 PM

      I'm with you. I hate texting. Prefer a call or e-mail.
      Can't stand someone writing a few words, then sending the text, only to be followed up with a few more words, send, repeat a few more times, drives me crazy with all the dings on my phone.

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    2. Col. AngusDecember 16, 2022 at 6:25 AM

      I am ok with texts for some purposes, but if the other party wants to have a fucking conversation, then call me. Or I will call them after the 2nd volley.

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  2. pkerotDecember 15, 2022 at 3:25 PM

    Only an idiot would allow someone to operate his Harley while barefoot

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  3. AnonymousDecember 15, 2022 at 4:42 PM

    9 What is this "again" you speak of?
    Steve S6

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  4. AnonymousDecember 15, 2022 at 5:13 PM

    #7 - that's awful and terrible, but funny as hell from 57 years later.
    #11 - don't forget to put it on oscillate for that 'watching out for the cops' ho vibe.
    #18 - the best one yet, dare I say: best ever.

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  5. AnonymousDecember 15, 2022 at 5:46 PM

    #19--they don't know TN. You can be 90 years old & the law says they have to card you. Retarded bullshit.
    --Tennessee Budd

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    1. wirecutterDecember 15, 2022 at 6:07 PM

      Yeah, they won't even take my gray beard as proof I'm over 21.

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    2. ScrewaugerDecember 15, 2022 at 7:21 PM

      Same shit here in Maine and many places. My wife always makes me go buy cigs cause she doesn't carry her license/ID. We're in our early 60's and I get testy about it cause there is not a hair on me that's not gray. "C'Mon Man

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    3. AnonymousDecember 15, 2022 at 9:13 PM

      I don't go to bars, but when they ask me for I'd, I tell them when I was born, dirt was new.....

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    4. AnonymousDecember 15, 2022 at 9:41 PM

      I was going to a car show this fall and filled the truck up and went in for an 18 pack and ice. Guy says he needs to see my id so I flipped it open, and said the grey hair isn’t enough? He says he can’t read it and ask that I remove it. I do and he asks for it and immediately scans it. I told him to cancel that sale and “THIS IS FUCKING BULL SHIT. YOU DID NOT ASK ME AND I NEVER GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO SCAN MY FUCKING ID HSND IT THE FUCK OVER AND DELETE THIS SALE. YOU WILL NEVER SE ME HERE AGAIN!!!” I didn’t think I over reacted.
      Buddha

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  6. Wayne WilsonDecember 15, 2022 at 5:51 PM

    #1 you ain't going to get any for a month because of the roadrash

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  7. SpiroDecember 15, 2022 at 9:29 PM

    #20 Not to worry we are right behind you in some suburbs, here in Melbourne.

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  8. AnonymousDecember 16, 2022 at 12:41 AM

    #13 and #14 belong together.

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  9. ShermDecember 16, 2022 at 5:03 PM

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmhfdQlOiy0

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