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Friday, December 02, 2022

Your Friday Morning Florida Report

During an argument early Thanksgiving morning, a Florida Man threw a sex toy at his girlfriend, leaving the woman with a bruise on her torso, according to cops who noted that they did not confiscate the weapon used in the alleged domestic battery.

3 comments:

  1. Saw the dude's head. He is the dildo.

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  2. "did not confiscate the weapon..."
    Yeah, I wouldn't touch it either.
    No telling where it's been.

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