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Monday, January 02, 2023

Fucking Mondays

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  1. I just love the stupid look on number 3 face. it is the same look I have seen on the face of many "co-workers" in the past.
    as for number 5, he is too stupid to own a 911

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    1. "So, who's the U-Boat Commander?"

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  2. I'd bet anything #8 walked away from it, leaving it for someone else to clean up.

    fairplayjeepguy

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    1. And trying to change the racist history of ice cream....

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  3. #5- a classic DWO….Driving While Oriental…

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  4. Oooos….I meant number #3 for DWO….

    #5 is just too preppy for his Dad’s money….

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  5. #5- Millennial finds Reverse instead of 1st on a Stick Shift

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  7. #4 Dishsoap in the dispwasher

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    1. Either that, or the annual Blobfest at the Colonial Theater in Phoenixville, PA, where they filmed The Blob in 1958.

      https://thecolonialtheatre.com/events/blobfest/

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  8. #8 has as many brands as a corriante roping steer. Probably a fence jumper.

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  9. #5 Tom Cruise in Risky Business?

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  10. Must be having a brain fart, don't get #1

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  11. #6 Is that a rifle barrel? If so, how does one split a rifle barrel?

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    1. By firing it with an obstruction in the barrel.

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    2. Yeah if you are shooting and think you had a dud, wait 30 seconds and extract the brass, if there is no bullet, do not reload. do not shoot gun again until the barrel is checked. If you had a round with only the primer and no powder, you now have a bullet stuck in the barrel. I've seen it happen even with factory ammo.
      A guy who was shooting next to me once racked the slide immediately and had a hang fire and got many small pieces of brass in his hand and wrist when the ejected shell fired, not recommended.

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    3. This happened all the time to Elmer Fudd.

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  12. #3: Stereotypes are based on truth. Here we see an Asian driver.

    #4: Took me a moment to realize that wasn't snow related. I can only guess that someone squirted a bunch of dish soap into the dishwasher. A friend of my mother's (who otherwise was actually a smart person) did this once and something similar happened, on a smaller scale.

    #9: Modern vehicles tend to complain like crazy if you turn them off and the sunroof isn't closed, at least mine does and it's hardly fancy.

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  13. #3. How do you blind an Asian? Cover their eyes with a windshield.

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  14. Had a fat CPO do something similar on one of the Boats that I was on. He didn't appreciate the laughter.

    Evil Franklin

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