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Friday, January 27, 2023

Shit, that sounds like a normal Taco Bell reaction to me

CENTENNIAL, Colo. (KDVR) — Authorities in Colorado have not found any evidence that employees at Taco Bell in Aurora put rat poison in a customer’s food — and now deputies cannot get in contact with the customer who made the allegation. 

On Jan. 15, deputies with the Arapahoe County Sheriff’s Office were called to a nearby hospital where a man told hospital staff that he ate food that had rat poison in it. The man told deputies that he had ordered food from the restaurant around 1 p.m., but waited until around 7 p.m. to eat and then he became very ill, at which point he called 911 and was taken to the hospital.
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10 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2023 at 8:06 AM

    To Taco Bell's defense, if one leaves that crap sitting for that long before eating it, you don't even know what's going to grow and mutate on it.

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  2. PeaowedJanuary 27, 2023 at 8:18 AM

    This story pegs the bullshit detector.

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  3. bogsidebunnyJanuary 27, 2023 at 8:29 AM

    Anyone who eats that Taco Bell crap will probably shit it out before the poison has time to do any damage except destroy their underwear

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    1. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2023 at 12:59 PM

      I quit eating fast food a while ago when I realized that I can go to the grocery store and buy better quality ingredients at a cheaper price, but building a druve thru lane at my house is going to be expensive....

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    2. wirecutterJanuary 27, 2023 at 1:05 PM

      I quit eating fast food back in 2007 when I divorced that lazy ass wife that refused to cook. I realized that the money I was spending on fast food could be better spent on my divorce lawyer, so I started cooking at home.

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  4. Henk VandenberghJanuary 27, 2023 at 8:46 AM

    I am shocked. Has Orange Man Bad been blamed yet?

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  5. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2023 at 9:00 AM

    Store food below 40° or above 140°. I've heard that food stored around 90° will start to turn in an hour or two. There have been a few times where I've eaten food that has been out a while. Smelled and tasted fine. But had stinky gas that could strip the paint off an army truck.

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    1. R. DouglasJanuary 27, 2023 at 9:31 AM

      Yep. Basic food safety, especially with something like refried beans which are an almost ideal bacterial culture media. It is a roll of the dice WHICH bacteria will grow, but you WILL get something...

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2023 at 3:11 PM

    Serves them right. Except for pizza I haven’t eaten any kind of fast food since I got out of the Service in the 80s. I’ve always been into cooking.

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  7. High Tech RedneckJanuary 27, 2023 at 10:00 PM

    So what the guy didn't tell the cops or hospital was that the Gummies or Shrooms didn't really kick in until 7 p.m.

    HTR

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