#2 - a pint? I think that a half-gallon is a perfect serving size. #5 - Ryan is a master smart-ass. #11 - forgot to insert the Oxford comma as well... #12 - bullshit. You want to get her attention, if you use your keyring as a handle the click will go on there perfectly and you will be in control of the situation. #14 - ...nope... even the baby girls can pee in your damn face... as every parent learns... #15 - fuuuuuunny. #19 - looks like Dennis Rodman.
#12 Knew a guy who has a bull with a nose ring with a chain on in, good genetics but a true SOB to deal with. Bull got the chain in the high tensile electric fence and keeled over. It's a thought.
If you get your thumb and middle finger in a bulls nose and squeeze hard, he'll do most anything you want him to do, just whatever you do, don't let go.
#1: Ahh, college aged. When the body can take all that abuse and you're not out of commission for three days because you slept like a lot less awkwardly than this.
#4: Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only person in the world who cleans up after I dirty something in the kitchen. It's extra pathetic when people who have dishwashers do this instead of taking the five seconds required to place an item in it.
What am I missing in #19
ReplyDeleteThe tennis ball haircut so the dog will play with him?
DeleteDUH! Got it, thanks
DeleteI thought it was a race track for his cooties!
Delete#20 It won't help....
ReplyDeleteIt's not a large enough crane to lift her tits.
DeleteRound her neck would be a good place to start
Delete#12 .I thought that is what you use to keep the hogs from rooting under the fence
ReplyDeleteYep...good old shoat ring
DeletePut one in a bull's nose too if he is going through fences. Add a chain to it if he keeps doing it.
DeleteOne of the things I should know but do not, what is it with the ring in the nose that stops them from rooting or going through fences?
Delete#5? Can you 'splain for us neural divergent kids.
ReplyDeleteParents went to Disneyland without kids and showed them the pics when they got back.
Deletefairplayjeepguy
Their daughter isn't there?
DeleteThey didn't take the child with them.
DeleteThat is what we used nose rings for. Hogs Digging. More rings for persistent hogs. And we had some that tried to dig a hole to china.
ReplyDelete#3 Work smart, not hard, they said.
ReplyDelete#2 - a pint? I think that a half-gallon is a perfect serving size.
ReplyDelete#5 - Ryan is a master smart-ass.
#11 - forgot to insert the Oxford comma as well...
#12 - bullshit. You want to get her attention, if you use your keyring as a handle the click will go on there perfectly and you will be in control of the situation.
#14 - ...nope... even the baby girls can pee in your damn face... as every parent learns...
#15 - fuuuuuunny.
#19 - looks like Dennis Rodman.
another wonderful collection of fuck-all!!!
11# supposed to be an idiot, no "a idiot"
DeleteYou're an idiot, not your. Lordy...
Delete#5 - Ryan is a master smart-ass.
ReplyDeleteI am, too, but he gets paid better. Haha.
#12 Knew a guy who has a bull with a nose ring with a chain on in, good genetics but a true SOB to deal with. Bull got the chain in the high tensile electric fence and keeled over. It's a thought.
ReplyDeleteIf you get your thumb and middle finger in a bulls nose and squeeze hard, he'll do most anything you want him to do, just whatever you do, don't let go.
DeleteSame happens when you grab bulls balls, just don't EVER let go!
Delete@LUISBULLBALLSAREUS.
I like Stacy, be like Stacy.
ReplyDelete#1: Ahh, college aged. When the body can take all that abuse and you're not out of commission for three days because you slept like a lot less awkwardly than this.
ReplyDelete#4: Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only person in the world who cleans up after I dirty something in the kitchen. It's extra pathetic when people who have dishwashers do this instead of taking the five seconds required to place an item in it.