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Thursday, January 19, 2023

The shit I posted on Facebook

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21 comments:

  1. #20 for the win of the day. Supercilious bastards anyway.

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    1. As bad as Prius drivers.....

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  2. #1 around here too. But I speak sports ball it's a good lead to try to wake them

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  3. First one made me think of Angel, do you still hear from her?

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    1. Not in a while, but between her daughter, father and full time job, she has her hands full. Personally, I don't see how she does it.
      I do need to drop her an email to check on her.

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    2. No fucking way. I'm scared of her.

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  4. #19 - Yeah, I've run from police and got away. I was about 14 years old and I could hear the shit on his belt clanking in back of me. Fortunately, I knew the neighborhood and then the woods a lot better than he did.

    I'd rather have sex than do that terrifying shit again...

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  5. #6: I got no self respect so I can't find what I ain't got, but I can always find my rotary phone since it's screwed to the kitchen wall.

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  6. #19 Are we talking about car, motorcycle, boat, skateboard or on foot? Then yes. Although the second time on the skateboard I got a $60 ticket for speeding.

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  7. #11: Been there, done that. A stove and fan can heat up a small apartment when the landlord turns the boiler off "because it's not fucking winter anymore is it?"

    #19: Yes, actually. With a just picked up prostitute in the car no less. Crazy merge into heavy-ish traffic on a bridge, turn off on the other side of the river, make a few quick turns, and park somewhere really quiet for an hour with my "good friend." My life really was a mess for a few years there.

    If the police really want to find you and have even a half decent description of the car, they probably will. It's not so easy to hide when 30 cars and maybe a helicopter are actively searching. Or so I hear.

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  8. #19, YES, several times both car and motorcycle. The best story I have is when my wife did the same. Still LMAO when I hear it.

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    1. We need to hear the story about the wife!

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  9. #8 is wrong. Man would come in one register to the right go up aisle 3 then down aisle 4, giving him 2 chances to browse the 3-4 end cap. He’d shop both sides of an aisle at once and thus make one pass.

    And you left off the blot that shows the woman coming to a stop just inside the door to dig thru her purse and sort out coupons, blocking everyone else from coming in the doorway.

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  10. #6 The last time I woke up hungover, there were no cell phones.

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  11. #19 addendum (for police officers)...Sex is cool, but have you ever FINALLY gotten a vehicle "pulled" over, where the driver thought they could flee from the police. Now that is a rush.

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  12. #11 Yep. Been there done that too. Only it was the gas oven door propped open and a box fan up top. I recall the roaches would come pouring out as the oven heated up.Do NOT miss those days.

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  13. #20. And don't forget EV drivers trying to charge up in cold weather.
    https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e0/9c/1e/e09c1e8563fe40ffb0bd7c36ce339b2c--jack-nicholson-the-shining.jpg

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  14. So, #8 - comes in by a register, shops, then takes the booty out the front door - is this a trick guess the race diagram?

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  15. #14 - I remember my friend's mom having a prescription for cross tops when we were in Jr HS (mid 70s). We would steal a few every now and then.

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