Wirecutter--that is some dark sense of humor, man. I laughed. I was in Iraq a few years ago and the air conditioner in my armored SUV quit on me--it was summer time. Holy sh!t--I had to stop every ten or fifteen minutes or so to open a door and let the 120º "cooler" air get into the car (the windows don't roll down on armored SUVs) and drink a half bottle of water.
I kept seeing a good one after another. I wanted to steal all of them, but I thought that they all would be frowned upon by the people who see my posts. I stole some of them anyway. Thanks for a really good post.
#3 - They'll also move to a pot farm on a Humboldt county California mountian with someone who refers to them in conversation as 'my woman', they'll also date someone who calls her shorty (she's 5'10"). The only thing they're both short of is common sense and self worth.
#17 - been there, done that, Its been 25 additional years and I still remember that I fucked up.
Did something like that to my sister.. she died 3 tears ago and just before she passed, she reminded me but she died with a smile sad bur true.. my niece asked what she said and I could laugh.. I couldn't tell her (niece).. she (niece) still hasn't forgiven me
Anonymous @ 10:46. FLDATA, BCDIC, EBCDIC, ANSI, or UNICODE? Enquiring minds want to know. I worked in a software shop and I once met a guy who thought that computers had some special way of representing characters that was distinct from the binary coding scheme used to represent text. To quote Bugs Bunny: What a maroon.
After many years of not seeing this guy, me private message me on FB, when I was still a member, saying that I had once thrown him against a wall during an argument. My response: If I threw you against a wall, you surely deserved it. The conversation ended at that point.
You can also type something nasty, then highlight and set the font size really small so it looks like a dividing line, or some such. You can hide a whole paragraph this way.
Get creative. The seven words you can't say on TV over n over, etc BTDT.
#19 --nines
ReplyDelete11,19 & 20 stole the show for me today
ReplyDeletenumber 19 wins
ReplyDeleteNumber 19. Reminds me of my mother's sarcasm. Me: Mom, where's Dad? Mom: Oh your father died in the war.
ReplyDeleteWe must have the same mother... mine told me that in 1947 rotfl
DeleteDon't get #8.
ReplyDeleteNice to see midgets again. Kenny, please bring back midget chucking.
She's going to leave the baby in the hot car because her birth control didn't work 18 months ago.
DeleteWirecutter--that is some dark sense of humor, man. I laughed. I was in Iraq a few years ago and the air conditioner in my armored SUV quit on me--it was summer time. Holy sh!t--I had to stop every ten or fifteen minutes or so to open a door and let the 120º "cooler" air get into the car (the windows don't roll down on armored SUVs) and drink a half bottle of water.
DeleteI kept seeing a good one after another. I wanted to steal all of them, but I thought that they all would be frowned upon by the people who see my posts. I stole some of them anyway. Thanks for a really good post.
ReplyDeleteI posted #19 a year or so ago on Facebook. I got quite the reaction!
ReplyDelete#3 - They'll also move to a pot farm on a Humboldt county California mountian with someone who refers to them in conversation as 'my woman', they'll also date someone who calls her shorty (she's 5'10"). The only thing they're both short of is common sense and self worth.
ReplyDelete#17 - been there, done that, Its been 25 additional years and I still remember that I fucked up.
I sure recognized myself in #17.
DeleteJFM
I've never NOT gotten it, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna date a woman with poor taste in men.
DeleteDid something like that to my sister.. she died 3 tears ago and just before she passed, she reminded me but she died with a smile sad bur true.. my niece asked what she said and I could laugh.. I couldn't tell her (niece).. she (niece) still hasn't forgiven me
DeleteAnonymous @ 10:46. FLDATA, BCDIC, EBCDIC, ANSI, or UNICODE? Enquiring minds want to know. I worked in a software shop and I once met a guy who thought that computers had some special way of representing characters that was distinct from the binary coding scheme used to represent text. To quote Bugs Bunny: What a maroon.
DeleteAfter many years of not seeing this guy, me private message me on FB, when I was still a member, saying that I had once thrown him against a wall during an argument. My response: If I threw you against a wall, you surely deserved it. The conversation ended at that point.
#6: Dick kicked the bucket in 2012, but I guess his show lives on.
ReplyDelete#10 Yes, I have. But I wasn't that nice.
ReplyDeleteYou can also type something nasty, then highlight and set the font size really small so it looks like a dividing line, or some such. You can hide a whole paragraph this way.
DeleteGet creative. The seven words you can't say on TV over n over, etc BTDT.
I translated "What the Fuck" into binary code and used it as part of my signature line for years until a coleague caught on.
DeleteI can use some of that ancestral waking coffee in #2.
ReplyDeleteMy gen did #11 a lot as kids but we didn't have cellphones or tablets.
-Arc