She's back offering minuscule gifts of forgiveness from the latest "whatever the fuck she did again", and he's busy taking out his frustrations on that dummy about her and the shit she's caused in his life.
A cousin of mine was taking a tour of Buckingham Palace, and he had to leave the tour early for some reason. They don’t let you just leave on your own—he was escorted out by a guard with a big bear skin hat. When he got to the gate, he could see that the area he was about to walk through was filled with paparazzi. Just as he was about to go through the gate, the guard said, “Give a little wave.” As soon as his hand went up to wave, the camera shutters started clicking.
#10 could be a dead ringer for my ex, "she whom we shall not name", aka the clone of every "psycho chick" story you post on here, aka the woman Rod Stewarts' dad warned him about in the lyrics to "Every Picture Tells A Story" - you know, where his dad told him to not lose his head to a woman that . . . . . . . . . I watched it about 20 times and laughed, and laughed and laughed some more . . . . . .
No 2. Not very smart. You can always take a break.
ReplyDeleteEspecially when the alternative to the break is a period of enforced celibacy.
DeleteMaybe he's a fag.
Deleteor he knows her and that was the best option ?
DeleteSomebody, somewhere, is tired of her shit. ...and he just might be that guy.
DeleteShe's back offering minuscule gifts of forgiveness from the latest "whatever the fuck she did again", and he's busy taking out his frustrations on that dummy about her and the shit she's caused in his life.
DeleteBravo!
Delete#4 Quit playing with my fucking food!
ReplyDelete#1.
ReplyDeleteTo borrow your phrase....
I've been that drunk before. But I don't think mine ended as elegantly as hers did.
#2 Has gotta be gay to turn down someone that looks like that and with food and drink too...???!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna go with she is the psycho chick he is trying to get rid of, who just can't take "Get Lost" for an answer.
DeleteSteve the Engineer
#4 Congratulations, you made a little girl cry. I'm sure you're proud of yourself.
ReplyDeleteIf I remember correctly the guards shout "Make way for the King's guards!" very loudly.
DeleteA cousin of mine was taking a tour of Buckingham Palace, and he had to leave the tour early for some reason. They don’t let you just leave on your own—he was escorted out by a guard with a big bear skin hat. When he got to the gate, he could see that the area he was about to walk through was filled with paparazzi. Just as he was about to go through the gate, the guard said, “Give a little wave.” As soon as his hand went up to wave, the camera shutters started clicking.
ReplyDeleteinnocence meets carny
ReplyDeleteMMA does something to your brain. It did mine
ReplyDeleteI’m just guessing here, but it was probably all the hits to the skull.
DeleteIs No. 2 the introduction to a cautionary tale about misplaced priorities?
ReplyDeleteNo. 8: FAFO, kid. Good for the Tommy.
ReplyDelete#7: My Ex if I mistakenly uttered the words "No honey, you're wrong."
ReplyDelete- WDS
I'd say safe at second base. Because the 2nd baseman dropped his balls, tore off his shades and shit his pants all ta same time.
ReplyDelete#1 If she could lose about 10 lbs., she'd be really hot.
ReplyDeleteIf she lost ten ponds you couldn't hide a pencil behind her.
Delete#10 could be a dead ringer for my ex, "she whom we shall not name", aka the clone of every "psycho chick" story you post on here, aka the woman Rod Stewarts' dad warned him about in the lyrics to "Every Picture Tells A Story" - you know, where his dad told him to not lose his head to a woman that . . . . . . . . . I watched it about 20 times and laughed, and laughed and laughed some more . . . . . .
ReplyDelete#8 "Make way for the King's guard!" They WILL run you over or shove you out of the way. Up to you to keep an eye out. Catch a lot of this on YouTube.
ReplyDeleteNumber 8? F. not with the then-Queen's Guards. No quarter asked and non given.
ReplyDelete#1 Looks fun.
ReplyDelete#3 Is a great idea! That's very cool.
#5 - The thing had a spaz attack!
#10 - Know your limits...
#10. Only thing funny would be her heels in the air.
ReplyDelete#1 Marring material right there.
ReplyDelete#6, that is how got rid of my two neighbors cats, I would have shot them but they are the kids pets, so, no could do.
ReplyDelete#5 I've seen that happen a couple times. Even deer can't keep to their feet (or hooves) in freezing rain.
ReplyDeleteAl_in_Ottawa
#1 bendy girlfriend
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