#1 - I know several blondes with the same level of intelligence #4 - When you let those "diversity hires" do something that requires brains #6 - Wear a sexier bikini than mine and see what happens #7 - Being born with a silver spoon in your mouth doesn't translate into Olympic grade talent #8- Try to avoid those BJ's while driving.... #9 - Another "diversity hire" for the car wash?
#1 - Damn, a face plant and a scorpion. That's some funny stuff! #6 - Scantily clad girls and beatings with celery? I'm there dude!!! #9 - Third world assholes need some proper work footwear.
those are priceless gems.
ReplyDelete#3 lol. I think I may have peed just a little
ReplyDelete#9 Literal flip flops
ReplyDelete1. I'm not usually impressed by stupidity but that was one of the best faceplants I've ever seen.
ReplyDelete#3, even God hates millenials.
ReplyDelete#1 - I know several blondes with the same level of intelligence
ReplyDelete#4 - When you let those "diversity hires" do something that requires brains
#6 - Wear a sexier bikini than mine and see what happens
#7 - Being born with a silver spoon in your mouth doesn't translate into Olympic grade
talent
#8- Try to avoid those BJ's while driving....
#9 - Another "diversity hire" for the car wash?
7 Upper Middle Class Twit inspiration ?
ReplyDeleteJust slightly more graceful, and less injurious, than Chris Reeve.
DeleteSteve S6
#10: Try explaining that to your insurance carrier.
ReplyDelete#3 is fortunate that he was looking down, head bent over. Otherwise that load could have gone straight down his spine.
ReplyDelete#1. Liberals....
ReplyDelete#6 - I'm guessing the blond stole someone's boyfriend?
ReplyDelete#4's mistake was putting his hand over the spout. Just pour it! Trying to switch your hold mid-dump is asking for trouble.
ReplyDeleteOf course, so is having the water cooler on the same desk as the computer!
Poor planning, poor execution, have fun cleaning up the mess. And buying some new equipment too.
#1 Will she say, Well I'm just not mechanically minded or I'm so fuckin stupid! I go with the former.
ReplyDelete#1 - Damn, a face plant and a scorpion. That's some funny stuff!
ReplyDelete#6 - Scantily clad girls and beatings with celery? I'm there dude!!!
#9 - Third world assholes need some proper work footwear.
#1, as the cheezburger cat said: Yor doin it rong.
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