Long story... Many years back, a good friend of mine raised Emus and miniature goats. I'll call him Bob. Well, a couple stopped over to purchase one of his baby goats. I'll call them Don and Rae. Bob brought one over to them, cradling it in his arms. Rae went to pet it and the little one latched on to a finger. That's when Don mentioned that Rae used to let young goats suckle on her nipples and that's why her nipples are so long. "Hey, Rae, why don't you take them out and see if he'll latch on?" Well, Rae whipped them out and the little one latched on. Don "That's so dang cute I gotta get a picture" and he does, with a camera. Now Bob is one of the quietest and shy individuals you would ever meet. He is so out of his element and just wants it all to be over. They buy the goat and leave. Fast forward a few months and we have the 4H animal swap at the fairgrounds. Bob is quietly walking around taking it all in. Because of his Emus and goats he's fairly well known, especially to the regulars. Suddenly, he hears a voice yell out for all to hear "Hey, Bob!!! I got those pictures developed. Want to see them?!" Yep, there are Don and Rae with the pictures. Of Bob. Holding a baby goat. Sucking on Rae's nipple (the goat, not Bob). Of course everyone that knew Bob had to wander over to take a look. I don't believe Bob ever went to another animal swap. Bob told the story to me while we were trimming Pot Bellied Pig hooves. He and I were sitting in the stall with tears running down our cheeks. Miss him.
Two kids one pacifier this aint going to work. Sides that kid on the right looks a bit old to be using one.
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ReplyDeleteMany years back, a good friend of mine raised Emus and miniature goats. I'll call him Bob.
Well, a couple stopped over to purchase one of his baby goats. I'll call them Don and Rae.
Bob brought one over to them, cradling it in his arms. Rae went to pet it and the little one latched on to a finger. That's when Don mentioned that Rae used to let young goats suckle on her nipples and that's why her nipples are so long. "Hey, Rae, why don't you take them out and see if he'll latch on?" Well, Rae whipped them out and the little one latched on. Don "That's so dang cute I gotta get a picture" and he does, with a camera. Now Bob is one of the quietest and shy individuals you would ever meet. He is so out of his element and just wants it all to be over.
They buy the goat and leave.
Fast forward a few months and we have the 4H animal swap at the fairgrounds. Bob is quietly walking around taking it all in. Because of his Emus and goats he's fairly well known, especially to the regulars. Suddenly, he hears a voice yell out for all to hear "Hey, Bob!!! I got those pictures developed. Want to see them?!" Yep, there are Don and Rae with the pictures. Of Bob. Holding a baby goat. Sucking on Rae's nipple (the goat, not Bob). Of course everyone that knew Bob had to wander over to take a look.
I don't believe Bob ever went to another animal swap.
Bob told the story to me while we were trimming Pot Bellied Pig hooves. He and I were sitting in the stall with tears running down our cheeks. Miss him.
Just about the funniest fucking story I ever heard! Tears running down my cheeks right now. Thanks for sharing!
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