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Thursday, February 02, 2023

I'm sorry, you found a what at Pump Two?

A shocked customer at an Alabama gas station found a human penis in the parking lot, according to cops. 

The dismembered member was found shortly after 6 a.m. Monday at a gas station on Interstate 10 in Mobile, according to local newspaper Lagniappe, which cited multiple sources.
-JRuiz

13 comments:

  1. Spontaneous transitioning. It happens all the time.

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  2. Looks like Lorena Bobbitt was fillin' up and dropped her lucky John Wayne trouser mouse..

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  3. I read someplace that this was an anonymous tip.

    Was the member dismembered or was the body dismembered?

    Ed

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  4. The best part of clicking the link was seeing Tom Brady at the top of the story. That could change as the day goes on, unfortunately.

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  5. There are easier ways to say you can't drive stick...

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  6. Most of the time it's the pump handle & hose that gets dismembered...

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  7. Oh,yeah! That’s where I left that!

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  8. Got caught in traffic on I 10 from that wreck. Guy got hit by 3 or 4 cars only 1 stopped.

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  9. You find all sorts of things at 'Lost and Found' ...

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  10. So, round up the usual trans lezzie lgbtbbq suspects Louie.

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  11. Great comments at the story link.

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