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Wednesday, February 22, 2023

No more jobs, no more girlfriends

He now has a permanent vagina facial.

Veteran artist Michael Ralph, 40, was tasked with tattooing the intimate image on the face of his 26-year-old client, who has not been publicly identified.

The ink master told NeedToKnow.Online that he initially thought the man was playing a prank when he received the raunchy request.
-Chuck

*****

Scroll down to the 3rd photo to see the actual tattoo.

Times have changed.
Back when I was getting tattooed, the shop I was getting my work done had a policy against facial tattoos. They're not real common around here, but I do see them, usually on people that are obviously ex-cons.

22 comments:

  1. Fire up the belt sander!
    Al_in_Ottawa

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  2. 'Transsexual' is already too common.
    OK.
    'Facesexual' it is.

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  3. In all honesty, as a stand alone tattoo that’s pretty good. The shading is great and the form, while being a little “artsy”, is pretty close (YMMV).

    I don’t know if that guy lost a bet but he’s stupid for insisting on that tattoo. I guess he’s looking forward to a long life on unemployment.

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    1. That may be as close as he ever gets to pussy.

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  4. The nick-name "Fuckface" just took on a new feeling of realism....

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    1. Yeah, Ken!! I wonder if this is the "martini sipping pussy" that you called fuckface a few days ago. Heh!

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  5. The good news is ge will be easily picked out of a lineup at the polixe station.

    Exile1981

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  6. I got mine in the mid to late 70's. Every legitimate tattoo studio/artist I went to had a strict "nothing above the collar bone" policy and some wouldn't do tats below the wrist. They were also very strict about age verification. Sometimes at work I was required to wear long sleeves, especially when dealing with clients or managers.
    Yes, times have changed.

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    1. I've got a tattoo low on my neck and my regular tattoo artist balked at that. He did it, but only on my right side where a cop wouldn't see it if he pulled me over. And at his insistence, it's down low enough that I can cover it with a collar for job interviews and court dates.

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    2. Turtleneck or a dickie?

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  7. Cunt face!

    Chutes Magoo

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  8. The ultimate product of a low esteem turd's "Look at Me" scarlet A. If I was king I'd order that tat be removed from the public's view by cutting the asshole's head off and shoving it up his ass.

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  9. He could get creative with facial hair...

    MoFo

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  10. 1979 I got on a bus in Portland. Big tough guy in leather with a spike collar and a great mohawk. I couldn't help laughing at his big tattoos of a well hung Jesus on the cross on both sides of his head.

    I kept thinking about him at seventy in a nursing home wearing a wool cap to hide those in the summer heat.

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    1. He'll have a harder time hiding them from St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

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  11. He can always let some guy try that tattoo out. Then he just has to turn his head, and open wide and get what he probably really wants.
    Some people just are born stupid, and never advance from there.

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  12. Technically, "the vagina is a muscular canal." That's a vulva on his face.

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  13. https://cheezburger.com/6375034624/then-now

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  14. My guess is that he actually wanted it 4 inches to his left.

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  15. judging from the picture he doesn't care about landing a job . He's good as long as the "baby mommas" keep getting SNAP cards

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  16. "I'm sorry, we just don't have any available positions right now."

    I don't really know about such things, but it doesn't look like a "limited budget" tattoo either.

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