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Wednesday, February 01, 2023

The shit I posted on Facebook

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22 comments:

  1. All winners!

    Thanks, Ken

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  2. #19 It would sell better if there was an option to put your exes name on it.

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  3. #12 makes you an idiot not a bad*ss. He must have a doctorate in zoology from Disney.

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  4. Captain America was first published in 1941. The Flag of Puerto Rico dates from 1952, so they copied him.

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    1. Actually the blue field with a single star can be seen as supporting state's rights, "The Bonny Blue Flag".
      Captain America is a Rebel.

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  5. #1 That might also be Captain Texas.

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  6. My comfort animal is a chicken. 4 pc snack w biscuit. And IDGAF if it has a name. Hi, bye.

    ch

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  7. #5 They often think in terms of images, feelings, etc.
    #8 Based.
    #12 looks... interesting.
    -Arc

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  8. Broken rail, broken furniture, spilt beer.....

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  9. And noone thought #16 was the lowest thing ever? sigh.

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  10. #5 Deaf people. A profound thought actually.

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  11. At least #4 didn't spell it "Imma", whatever the fuck that means.
    --Tennessee Budd

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  12. #20 That will be my standard reply.

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  13. Having known several farmers I can guarantee they did not name a beef cow, unless it's name was 'Steer 197' or something close to that.

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  14. #19: The only reason I might not eat that is because I don't feel like paying $33/kg (that's $14.98/lb) for it. I'll eat a steak while a cow and a mentally ill vegan both watch.

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    1. I dunno. Looked like a 4 pack of ribeyes. Probably real thin though. And it's probably canadian, which means the price is prolly $4.37 in real money.

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  15. #8 and #19... in the running for best of the year.

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  16. #16) The tape's just been updated. After Matt's two dads got him a little brother. For his ninth birthday.

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  17. #19: Chloe would never have been born if there weren't buyers for beef.

    Markm

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