#10 You tell her you are taking her to one of her favorite places and ask her to guess which one. When she answers, tell her how special she is that she guessed it correctly on the first try. That's where you take her and save yourself the 3 hours of losing your mind.
#2 - And 30 yrs. #7 - If you have money, the strippers are to the lower left. #10 - oh, so true. I've started just heading somewhere I want to eat, and if she makes up her mind before the first red light, we'll go there instead... #15 - I tell people we lost relatives in Jonestown.
Creflo Dollar needs a new engine in his 30 year old private jet: "Please sow your $300 seed so it may grow into the $65 million Gulfstream 650 we so desperately need to continue to spread the gospel worldwide. You know, it's just not possible to drive to Liberia in either of my two Rolls Royces".
#20 I laughed and then stopped. Today some parent would use that as the defining moment they knew.
ReplyDeleteI lived #14 with the ex-wife. She never could let go of finding out who the significant one was. :-D
ReplyDeleteReally Lillie needs this? She's not the sweetest gal already?
ReplyDeleteThe rest of them were pretty good.
From everything I have read about her, she is a pretty nasty "freaky girl" in real life. Nothing like her commercial character at all.
Delete#10 You tell her you are taking her to one of her favorite places and ask her to guess which one. When she answers, tell her how special she is that she guessed it correctly on the first try. That's where you take her and save yourself the 3 hours of losing your mind.
ReplyDelete...or you just go where you want to go. Women actually love to be told no.
Deletesomeone could get rich by opening a chain of "I DON"T CARE" restaurants
DeleteMy ex would say "I don't care" followed by 40 minutes of "no I don't want to eat there".
Delete#2 - And 30 yrs.
ReplyDelete#7 - If you have money, the strippers are to the lower left.
#10 - oh, so true. I've started just heading somewhere I want to eat, and if she makes up her mind before the first red light, we'll go there instead...
#15 - I tell people we lost relatives in Jonestown.
Pastor needs a new car: "Let's contribute".
ReplyDeleteCreflo Dollar needs a new engine in his 30 year old private jet: "Please sow your $300 seed so it may grow into the $65 million Gulfstream 650 we so desperately need to continue to spread the gospel worldwide. You know, it's just not possible to drive to Liberia in either of my two Rolls Royces".
See also: Jesse Duplantis
Delete#7 Just keep the wind at your back, son.
ReplyDelete#1 Is better represented by Wesley Snipes.
ReplyDeleteEvil Franklin