I heard about a lawyer who claimed that he had tried over a hundred cases and had won every last one of them. He said that his clients had lost about half the time but, since he got paid, the way he saw it, he won.
Really scary is you aren't insane if you talk to yourself. You are insane if you talk to yourself and you don't understand what you're saying to yourself.
#10 probably found in Wal Mart
ReplyDeleteIn Schitt's Creek
Delete#16 - I remember guys telling me all women look the same upside down - I don't think that's what they meant!
ReplyDeleteUpside down is no improvement in this case.
Delete#16 You bastard
DeleteYou heartless bastard
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#5 poor finger placement, so I doubt she could hit what she aimed at. He's safe.
ReplyDeleteit's a meme Karen not gun safety class.
DeleteIt's a meme, Karen, not gun safety class.
DeletePunctuation and capitalization do matter.
so does a key board that functions correctly mr. smart ass
DeleteI heard about a lawyer who claimed that he had tried over a hundred cases and had won every last one of them. He said that his clients had lost about half the time but, since he got paid, the way he saw it, he won.
ReplyDeleteWhy is the caption in #19 talking about a haircut. There was no haircut there…
ReplyDelete#11 - And it's OK to argue with yourself. When you start losing the arguments though, that's a problem.
ReplyDeleteReally scary is you aren't insane if you talk to yourself. You are insane if you talk to yourself and you don't understand what you're saying to yourself.
DeleteI dunno, Beans, one of my personalities is a very good translator. Kind of circular, but gets the job done. No, I'm not insane - or are we?
DeleteThey all are hilarious, but the upside-down fatty is the BEST!!!
ReplyDelete#16 for the win
ReplyDeleteShe's fat and upside down. I can't do that. Can you?
ReplyDeleteApparently, from John’s comment above, he can.
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#10, I bet those little MF'ers are wearing man buns now.
ReplyDelete- WDS