Had a GF who was always complaining that she was the one who apologized for our fights. I was smart enough not to tell her that it was because she was the reason they happened.
#3 for the win. My last wife never admitted she was ever wrong. Even when the truth is right in front of her. Somehow she would spin it that I lied. Hey honey, miss me yet? Too stupid to know when you got something good. Boy she could cook I do miss that.
My girl looked at my once when she was wrong and losing a argument and said do you want to stop now and apologize or keep digging the whole your in and apologize later
Lying is the number one thing that I hate. I hate it when my kids used to lie, I hate it when the government lies, I hate it when my employer used to lie to us. I am an adult, tell me the truth, no matter what. And I will do the same, even if it hurts me in some way. But don't ask me a question that you don't want me to answer with the truth. Does this make me look fat, is not a good question for a woman to ask her man. Unless she either wants him to lie or to build her ego, neither of which should be needed.
#15. Y'all might have stopped, but Kamut (a brand name eincorn variety) does great in an air popper. It doesn't come out, so you have to wait for it to stop, give it a few extra seconds, unplug it and dump it out. Crunchy, toasted deliciousness! Like having JUST the half-popped kernels that ended up at the bottom, but not quite as hard.
Still one of my favorite treats, and now I'm hungry.
Spelt and other smaller grains get stuck in the blower holes (and burn) if you're not careful. Totally not worth the risk and trouble. Haven't tried beans yet, nor have I tried nuts as I'm sure they're so oily they'd cause a fire. Toast them in the microwave.
Please explain #13 for the dumb ones like me.
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DeleteThe reason #3 doesn't say "Women when they have to admit they were wrong and apologize to a man" is because that's never been known to have happened.
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Had a GF who was always complaining that she was the one who apologized for our fights. I was smart enough not to tell her that it was because she was the reason they happened.
Delete#19 That belt needs a proper sidearm.
ReplyDelete#3 for the win. My last wife never admitted she was ever wrong. Even when the truth is right in front of her. Somehow she would spin it that I lied. Hey honey, miss me yet? Too stupid to know when you got something good. Boy she could cook I do miss that.
ReplyDeleteYup. My ex too. I can see why more and more men are opting for rubber women.
DeleteMy ex would lie till I got tired of it and walked away. She would lie when she didn't even have to lie. Habit I guess.
DeleteMy girl looked at my once when she was wrong and losing a argument and said do you want to stop now and apologize or keep digging the whole your in and apologize later
DeleteLying is the number one thing that I hate. I hate it when my kids used to lie, I hate it when the government lies, I hate it when my employer used to lie to us.
DeleteI am an adult, tell me the truth, no matter what. And I will do the same, even if it hurts me in some way. But don't ask me a question that you don't want me to answer with the truth. Does this make me look fat, is not a good question for a woman to ask her man. Unless she either wants him to lie or to build her ego, neither of which should be needed.
OGF had a cat named Odin Underfoot. Bro's OGF had a Yorkie named 'Dustmop'.
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The Coen Bros. beat you to #17.
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#15. Y'all might have stopped, but Kamut (a brand name eincorn variety) does great in an air popper. It doesn't come out, so you have to wait for it to stop, give it a few extra seconds, unplug it and dump it out. Crunchy, toasted deliciousness! Like having JUST the half-popped kernels that ended up at the bottom, but not quite as hard.
ReplyDeleteStill one of my favorite treats, and now I'm hungry.
Spelt and other smaller grains get stuck in the blower holes (and burn) if you're not careful. Totally not worth the risk and trouble. Haven't tried beans yet, nor have I tried nuts as I'm sure they're so oily they'd cause a fire. Toast them in the microwave.